Dating Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some people are very happy despite their ex’s absence; some, because of it.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Love songs are nothing without exaggeration.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A tomboy is a bisexual girl’s dream lover.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Men marry for the womb. Women marry for their tummy.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Dating a wo/man with a kid is the new adoption.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“In a materialistic society, there’s no such a thing as a ‘romantic’ broke man.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“No longer trusting someone is even more saddening if you still love them.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Women who do not play hard to get are hard to get.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A wedding is a ceremony men fund with money they know they don’t have … to prove the love they think they…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“When ready to settle down: women are more interested in where the man is going; men are more interested in where the…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Once a woman goes over 25, she prioritizes 'financial security' in a potential lover. Love and good looks are just a bonus.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A civilized woman's demands: A man who will (1) make her come … sometimes; but (2) pay the bills … at all times.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Those who say that money can’t buy you love make it sound as if love can buy you money.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“To buy women things, some men entertain. To entertain women, some men buy things.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A breakup is a loss to both parties; not only to he or she who is told that it’s over.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Generally, men prefer dating women they love over women who love them; women prefer the opposite.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“There is a correlation between one’s estimation of the odds of finding a new lover who is, at the least, of the…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“When a man's girlfriend's parents ask him what it is that he does for a living: they’re not really concerned about him;…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some people are each holding on to a lover of theirs who no longer loves them and/or who they no longer love,…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A relationship is likely to last way longer, if each partner convinces or has convinced themselves that they do not deserve their…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Many a woman would not be in a relationship with or married to her man, if he earned half of what he…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“To ask a man whether or not he has a girlfriend is to talk about his sex life. If you disagree with…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Your relationship or marriage is dead or dying, if you almost always have to remind your partner to miss you (and/or they…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Not every happy person is married, and, Not every married person is happy.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Dating isn't a natural need; it is a social want.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Dating a wo/man with a child is adoption … without the paperwork.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“He who is jealous is better off not dating someone who is bisexual.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Most women have low standards. All they strive for is a highly paid man.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Marriage converts a player into a polygamist.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“When coming to sex: First served, first come.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Be ashamed not of being single, or, unemployed. That comes standard.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Marriage is the commodification of affection, copulation, and, reproduction.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some wo/men are so possessive … you end up missing missing them.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A love triangle is a threesome delayed.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Girls like well-built boys. Women love well-paid men.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Mr. Right' is usually two or eight men.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some men are dogs; some dogs are women.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some people will hate you for not loving them.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A fast car can make women 'like' a man; and a man 'like' women … fast.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana