Satire Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“He with the cleanest clothes isn’t necessarily the cleanest.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Being bored is the price we pay for not being insane.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“We sometimes try to impress people we just met by not trying to impress them.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“You need to be greedy or ignorant to truly want to live forever.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The average adult hates being treated like a child, unless it suits them.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Being bigheaded can be as irritating and as dangerous as being small-minded.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some of the people we feel sorry for feel sorry for us for thinking that they are the ones who should be…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some of the best things that have ever happened to us wouldn’t have happened to us, if it weren’t for some of…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Boredom is probably more frequent and more tormenting if you do not have sight or hands.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Chances are that there are white people who brag about being the first to move out of a suburb that has been…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Being rich or famous is the only profound thing that some people have ever said.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some of us were brought into this troubled world primarily or only to increase our fathers’ chances of not being left by…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some people’s self-esteem was secretly improved when they discovered that their then-lovers had killed themselves over them.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some women do not masturbate for pleasure; they masturbate to make a political statement: to remind us that women do not really…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“We, in the interest of the so-called progress, have been persuaded to leave the production and at times the cooking of our…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“For a sane person to sincerely be happy that someone has succeeded, they have to either be profiting or likely to profit…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Among other possibilities, money was invented to make it possible for a foolish man to control wise men; a weak man, strong…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Many if not most slaves would have each readily jumped, and many if not most slaves would each readily jump, at the…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some people are each holding on to a lover of theirs who no longer loves them and/or who they no longer love,…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Not everyone who talks less or keeps quiet whenever they are with or around you does that because they find you interesting…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The world economy would collapse if a significant number of people were to realize and then act on the realization that it…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The answer to the question ‘How many children do you have?’ and the one to the question ‘How many children are you…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“It goes without saying that even those of us who are going to hell will get eternal life—if that territory really exists…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“He who is jealous is better off not dating someone who is bisexual.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“We the living are to blame for the painfulness of being dead.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“When you are unemployed, weekends are seven days long.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A satirist that criticizes religion is seen as a satanist.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Patriotism is the narcissism of countries.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“An expensive coffin does not decrease the deceased’s chances of going to hell.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Nothing is as irritating to a shy man as a confident girl.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Looking but not seeing is the hearing but not understanding of the eye.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Bigheadedness is usually a symptom of small-mindedness.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“There is so much woman in many a girl and too much boy in many a man.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“We seldom look up to the person; we usually look up to their persona.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some men are dogs; some dogs are women.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana