Satire Quotes by Kathy Bryson

“This was going to be worse than the time I table danced in the diner in high school!”

— Kathy Bryson

“Everything you’re telling me was just a story, and now it’s real.”

— Kathy Bryson

“Banks frown when employees torch the home of their principal account holder.”

— Kathy Bryson

“A leprechaun did not just kill off my car in a hailstorm.”

— Kathy Bryson

“No one ever said you can’t have world dominance and a little romance too.”

— Kathy Bryson

“Oh, you’re hardly one to talk. Look where ogling a man got you.”

— Kathy Bryson

“I am not going to ask that old man if his family home is haunted!”

— Kathy Bryson

“Elvis is in the kitchen and he’s making eggs Benedict!”

— Kathy Bryson

“You didn’t make her sue you, even if you did punch her at that wedding.”

— Kathy Bryson

“My inner bitch could handle this peon without even breaking a sweat.”

— Kathy Bryson

“She caught you. Therefore she gets your treasure.”

— Kathy Bryson

“Maybe you’re worried that I won’t seduce you?”

— Kathy Bryson

“I knew I would lose my job when I accidentally set fire to my best friend’s house.”

— Kathy Bryson

“Don’t pinch that guy’s ass. He’s a leprechaun.”

— Kathy Bryson

“I’ve worked with freshmen that were easier than this.”

— Kathy Bryson