There is nothing so debilitating to a naturally weak sense of humor as selling tickets behind a grating. — Kate Douglas Wiggin Copy Share Image
“I like the smell of my Grandma's soap - I used to sit in the bath and eat it.” — Carl Barât Copy Share Image
“If God could make a carpenter into a Savior, a slave trader into a reverend, why not an opium addict into an… — Michelle Griep Copy Share Image
“Spreading laughter is healthy and more fun than sex. Well... unless you do them at the same time.” — Michael Clutton Copy Share Image
“He wanted one drink, and understood precisely why he wasn't going to have one. One drink ended up arriving in a dozen… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I didn't go to college, but if I did, I would've taken all my tests at a restaurant, 'cause 'The customer is… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“twenty-three hours of nonstop traveling over two continents and countless time zones, her sense of humor” — Leeanna Morgan Copy Share Image
If the security personnel do their job properly, they just might cause you to miss your plane, thereby possibly saving your life. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
We, Will Ferrell and I, were approached by Sequoia, which is a big financing firm up in Palo Alto; they do a… — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
“Suddenly, I saw ocean again—then another horizon line—but this time the deep blue sky was on the wrong side of the line…the… — M.A. George Copy Share Image
“I want you to tell me something,” I whisper. “What?” “Don’t get mad.” “What is it, Ana?” “You do care.” His eyes… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
I really, really, really want to do a silly romantic comedy where I can just have a crush on the guy, trip… — Laurie Holden Copy Share Image
Combining music, theater and comedy is a new and broader form of expression. In certain combinations you can make people laugh one… — Aleksey Igudesman Copy Share Image
“The spell...curled around...like smoke before settling in. Sophie: "Okay, do you guys feel protected?" Archer: "Yes. Also a little violated, but that's… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
Humour allows us to see that ultimately things don't make sense. The only thing that truly makes sense is letting go of… — Dzigar Kongtrul Rinpoche Copy Share Image
“If someone called me chubby, it would no longer be something that kept me up late at night. Being called fat is… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
My portrayal of Fagin was all to do with my experience in comedy and revue. — Ron Moody Copy Share Image
“Who made you eat bitch for lunch? Who poured you a tall bitch beer float? Who sprinkled bacon bitch on your salad?” — A. S. King Copy Share Image
Sex is pretty funny, let's face it. And the more seriously we take ourselves, the funnier sex gets, I think. — Betty White Copy Share Image
“I was thinking..." "We know," Pedro said, "It was like sitting next to a pressure cooker” — Davis Bunn Copy Share Image
People: I love it when my boyfriend tells me how much he loves me. Me: I love it when my microwave tells… — Varsha Sharma Copy Share Image
Comedy, I imagine, is harder to do consistently than tragedy, but I like it spiced in the wine of sadness. — Bernard Malamud Copy Share Image
Americans are funny people: first you shock them, then they put you in a museum. — Mick Jagger Copy Share Image
I read that MTV's Real World got 40,000 applications. That's amazing, such an even number. You would have thought it would be 40,008. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I feel like everything comes into your life for a reason. With 'Awake,' I got to do a drama, and with 'Anger… — Daniela Bobadilla Copy Share Image
I make dramedies, but 'Tangerine' really has a lot of comedy, and I saw that it had a great effect - it… — Sean Baker Copy Share Image
Nobody wants to see sketch comedy that's the same sketch they've seen time and time again, or that's just a rehash of… — Jordan Peele Copy Share Image
My boyfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But in the end, it doesn't even matter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
East Germany was so total in its totalitarianism that everything was banned which wasn't compulsory. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
My parents' marriage is a gift to everyone around them - 60 years of making their kids laugh. How many parents are… — Louise Erdrich Copy Share Image
I'm such a comedy fan that I just love laughing and so admire comedians who have brought me joy. — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
“Laughter feels like our flotation device -- it won't pull us out of the storm, but it might carry us through, if… — Emery Lord Copy Share Image
Judging people is one of the greatest man sin. Remember, God made us, and it means you were also judging God and… — Originals Aneeli Copy Share Image
With comedy it's all about timing and presence on screen, as the words are there but you have to say them right… — Michelle Keegan Copy Share Image
To tell you the truth, I always wanted to be a sketch comedian and a comedy actor. — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
I like a good listener, I like a sense of humor, I like a hoe that likes a hoe just for my… — Wale Copy Share Image
I can't write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they're… — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
“When you have no job, There will be no money, No money you die. That's why work hard” — John Yambao Copy Share Image
“You know, when a beautiful bleeding woman shows up at your door, it's common courtesy to let her in or help her… — Allison Ivy Copy Share Image
It's so laughable that it's somewhere beyond comedy and right into tragedy again. — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
