Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches… — John Wayne Copy Share Image
“A hat should be taken off when greeting a lady, and left off the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid… — P.J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I hope I am pigeonholed with comedy. I'm really not interested in writing the darker stuff, the emotional stuff. — Jane Espenson Copy Share Image
I have the humor of a 9-year-old boy, and sometimes I've had laughing fits on-air. — Megyn Kelly Copy Share Image
Some people are commended for a giddy kind of good-humor, which is as much a virtue as drunkenness. — Alexander Pope Copy Share Image
“How could I resist your charms after I heard you tell that guy you'd cut off his balls and shove them down… — Katee Robert Copy Share Image
But, as my mother used to tell me, two wrongs don't make a right. But I soon figured out that three left… — Jim Hightower Copy Share Image
I think Red Dwarf has definitely matured in this series. It's not a sit-com any more, it's a comedy drama. — Craig Charles Copy Share Image
Horace appears in good humor while he censures, and therefore his censure has the more weight, as supposed to proceed from judgment… — Edward Young Copy Share Image
“Ares sighed "What are the three words said most often in our house?" "Not tonight, Ares?" Than offered. "Funny," Ares growled. "Cara… — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
The art of conversation consists far less in displaying much wit oneself than in helping others to be witty: the man who… — Jean de la Bruyere Copy Share Image
The greatest way for people to experience a comedy is to go in not knowing anything about it. But because of marketing,… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
For some reason, people find me funny. It's quite hard to define why a thought is funny. It's even harder to define… — Wallace Shawn Copy Share Image
My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
I love doing comedy, and I don't get a chance to much. I get to play lots of serious people, and killers,… — William Sadler Copy Share Image
“Bercelak frowned. “Do we know you?” “I’m Bram,” the dragon said, appearing confused. “I stayed with your parents last summer.” “Oh.” Ghleanna… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
I hate you but you were always there for me to not make me look ridiculous. I appreciate what you did for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You walk a fine line between beautifully macabre and uncharacteristically psychotic.” — Solange nicole Copy Share Image
Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with. — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him. — Romain Gary Copy Share Image
I feel both happy and sad in my life... Life is neither comedy nor tragedy. And so I just wanted to work… — Cord Jefferson Copy Share Image
My goal is really to just make people laugh with integrity, like, with something that I still find funny. — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
Comedy lives on in the web and TV, but nobody's pressing comedy albums anymore. — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
A lot of people say that comedy doesnt travel well. I found it very accessible. — Mark Addy Copy Share Image
A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot! — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“I do lend my books, but I have to be a bit selective because my marginalia are so incriminating.” --Alison Bechdel” — Leah Price Copy Share Image
Salt is like good-humor, and nearly every thing is better for a pinch of it. — Louisa May Alcott Copy Share Image
I want to help people, give hope to all. Humor is the foundation of our lives. — Terry Bradshaw Copy Share Image
“She told her daughter to never marry for money, the price is too high. But, don't hang out at the trailer park… — Dawn Galland Copy Share Image
“Watch yourself, Nikolai," Mal said softly. " Princes bleed just like other men.” — Leigh Bardugo Copy Share Image
“The human brain is like a freight car, guaranteed to carry a certain capacity but often running empty.” — Lorraine Gokul Copy Share Image
“Soap?" "School of America in Paris" he explains. "SOAP". Nice. My father sent me here to be cleansed.” — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
“Thank you for that, boy genius! Where did you graduate from? Hogwarts School for the Mentally Unbalanced?” — Leia Shaw Copy Share Image
Humor is important for is pacing. If your whole book is just drama drama drama, it's going to wear down the reader. — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
I would like to explore comedy more. It's not something that I've done a lot of. Obviously, I'm very at home in… — Jessica Pare Copy Share Image
'Taskmaster' taps into a universal humour of people making a fool of themselves. — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
“I can't belly dance.' Yes, you can. It's in your fi--' Will you stop reading my goddamn file!” — Jennifer Rardin Copy Share Image
“there is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good-humour.” — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“I blush so easily. Even when I'm not embarrassed, I blush. It's so embarrassing.” — Brenda Hodnett Copy Share Image
My dad would always say, 'What can you do to make the world a better place?' Well, I can make people laugh. — Jon Lovitz Copy Share Image
