“What a queer thing Life is! So unlike anything else, don't you know, if you see what I mean.” — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor… — ZhatsPrincess Copy Share Image
“Ian stepped out to where he knew I could clearly see and identify his tall, dark, and dangerous self.” — Lisa Shearin Copy Share Image
“I filed him in my mental database under Useless Prick, for future reference.” — Tana French Copy Share Image
“I said with perfect honesty, "I have no intention of trying to take these suckers out by myself, no.” — Robin McKinley Copy Share Image
We're fighting people that hates our values, they can't stand what America stands for. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Pumpkin Spice Lattes are to college girls; what mini-shooters of whiskey are to alcoholics. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is easy to misunderstand what a comedy song is, or what its potential is. I'm used to musical comedy being maligned… — Rachel Parris Copy Share Image
I've been a huge fan of the cable network FX for a very, very long time. I think their brand of comedy… — Chris Klein Copy Share Image
If I find something funny or something that kind of cracks me up, I'll get up on stage. I don't care what… — Jo Koy Copy Share Image
And if you have great writing, it's really easy, but if it's not so great and you have to work a little… — Matt LeBlanc Copy Share Image
I saw a close friend of mine the other day. . . . He said, "Stephen, why haven't you called me?" I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“Make me proud today, Robmeister. Keep your hands to yourself and remember rule number one above all things.' 'Don't discuss politics.' 'No,… — Jenny B. Jones Copy Share Image
I fell in love with her for her sense of humour. If she ever lost her sense of humour, I would have… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
“Her wish for a harmonious, organized world denied her the reckless possibilities of wrongdoing. Mayhem and destruction were too chaotic for her… — Ian McEwan Copy Share Image
Humor [in a scene] is not jokes. It is that attitude toward being alive without which you would long ago have jumped… — Michael Shurtleff Copy Share Image
“A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
If you want a lot of visual humor, the way to do it is have visual people do it. — Dan Povenmire Copy Share Image
I put fruit on top of my waffles, because I want something to brush off. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“What's amazing is that she was possessed by Satan for almost a year and nobody noticed anything unusual!” — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
A religion that cannot stand a little laughter must be a very rotten one. — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
Doug Motel makes 'conscious comedy'. He makes me laugh, and he makes me think. — Marianne Williamson Copy Share Image
Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it I swear I will never do it again. Until the next time… — Marilyn Sokol Copy Share Image
The muddy moods of oil paints are the painter's muddy humors, and its brilliant transformations are the painter's unexpected discoveries. — James Elkins Copy Share Image
“Courage?" I gave a very soft laugh. "I find courage is just another of life's illusions. In the end, we all do… — Anthony Ryan Copy Share Image
“Life is a bitch. Not even the bitch that fucks everyone but you. She's the bitch with AIDS that doesn't want to… — Adam Ketcheson Copy Share Image
“Traveling through space is for the birds. I’m bored…should’ve brought the wife. Poseidon, the Okeanos Pantheon.” — Yelle Hughes Copy Share Image
“One boy's a boy; two boys be half a boy, and three boys be no boy at all', ran the old country… — Flora Thompson Copy Share Image
“You can take the redneck out of the mountains, but you can't take the budwizer away from the redneck.” — Ione Larissa Copy Share Image
“respecting other peoples opinion is like saying " you are an important personality".” — Oloruntofunmikolade Copy Share Image
“The almost-always-ghastly exclamation point has been lately compared to canned laughter.” — George will Copy Share Image
I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“why do you have to fix the salad? who broke it? i didn't touch it. did you break the salad, mom? if… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“I don't care what the airlines say, there is no such thing as a non-stop flight.” — Steve Trotter Copy Share Image
If you're talking about me behind my back, you're in the perfect position to kiss my ass. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
From a Twitter post on why food is better than people: 'Bagels don't talk about you behind your back.' ... Since WHEN??? — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Copy Share Image
“I looked to the ceiling and told God, “God, next time I want an adventure, strike me with lightning. You have my… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“I looked down at the brochure nearest me."We're going to Nigeria," I threatened. "I hope you like elephant polo." -Liberty Jones” — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
I asked a Jewish man, "Do you know where Michigan Avenue is?" He said, "Yes", and walked away. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“Chomsky is a pencil-and-paper theoretician who wouldn't know Jabba the Hutt from the Cookie Monster,” — Steven Pinker Copy Share Image
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