Nowadays three witty turns of phrase and a lie make a writer. — Georg C. Lichtenberg Copy Share Image
...nothing so liberalizes a man and expands the kindly instincts that nature put in him as travel and contact with many kinds… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
My wife went to a beauty parlor and got a mudpack; for two days she looked nice, then the mud fell off. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
“Salt is like good humor, and nearly everything is better for a pinch of it.” — Louisa May Alcott Copy Share Image
Drama comes more naturally to me. It's the comedy you really have to delve into. — Kathy Bates Copy Share Image
Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. — Simon Wiesenthal Copy Share Image
I recently bought the box set of 'Doctor Who' and watched it back to back, Unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the… — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
“Please don't follow in my footsteps. I'm already knee-deep in them, and am sinking rapidly...” — Tony James Slater Copy Share Image
“Unbelievable! You are unbelievable! First you ruin my life and then you blame it on my period!” — Jane Aire Copy Share Image
“There's something about courting the darkness that makes some people see the truth in raw, twisted ways, as though they were shining… — Nadia Bolz-Weber Copy Share Image
“I ignored him, concentrating on Lilith. "According to the stories, after you were expelled from Eden you went down into Hell, where… — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“I handed him a beaker and toyed with the pleats of my skirt. The folds kept rippling against my knees in a… — Andrea Cremer Copy Share Image
“Hapi?" I asked. "Why, yes, I am happy!" Hapi beamed. "I'm always happy because I'm Hapi! Are you happy?" Zia frowned up… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
There's not a lot of other stuff I admire about his content, but there's something about Howard Stern and his perseverance in… — Ashleigh Banfield Copy Share Image
“I have seen many cases like N. during the five years I've been in practice. I sometimes picture these unfortunates as men… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“Lucy: I don't feel like talking about college. It increases my stress level. James: And increased stress levels lead to hair loss.… — Kristen Tracy Copy Share Image
“The human digestive tract is like the Amtrak line from Seattle to Los Angeles: transit time is about thirty hours, and the… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
“I had a dream that I was perfect…I woke up and was still perfect. Aw.” — Starley Ard Copy Share Image
“Never apologize, Ingrid. Especially not when it concerns a man.” — Elaine Hsieh Chou Copy Share Image
I want to see Bob Dylan do sketch comedy. I'm a huge Bob Dylan fan. — Bradley Whitford Copy Share Image
Of course God enjoys a good prank as much as the next infallible deity. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
