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A newspaper is ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness. — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
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For me, 'Jewishness' manifests within my humor, slang, cynicism, culinary tastes, and the spirit of generosity ingrained in me. — Zoe Buckman Copy Share Image
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Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
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But the saints are never the kind of killjoy spinster aunts who go in for faultfinding and lack all sense of humor.… — Hans Urs von Balthasar Copy Share Image
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I find as a viewer, when I go to see comedies, the strain to be funny throughout the whole thing. I start… — Mike White Copy Share Image
I never really thought comedy was a career option, just something I did for fun. Suddenly I realised I was getting paid… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
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He used humor more effectively than any president since Abraham Lincoln. Reagan was not an especially warm person, but he appeared to… — H. W. Brands Copy Share Image
“I remind you that I have no faith. If I sought God, I find myself.” — Henry de Montherlant Copy Share Image
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