I have an aversion to comedy where everybody speaks in punchlines. — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
Being Indian, you won't be surprised to learn that your life is an Open Book! — Mishan Amithab Kasiparsad Copy Share Image
“Why isn’t everyone praying all the time? Who cares why everyone isn’t praying all the time – you pray all the time.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters.” — Sandra Chami Kassis Copy Share Image
The British civil service ... is a beautifully designed and effective braking mechanism. — Shirley Williams Copy Share Image
In many countries there are particular places to which devils more especially resort. In Prussia there is an infinite number of evil… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
“NASA spent millions of dollars inventing the ball-point pen so they could write in space. The Russians took a pencil.” — Will Chabot Copy Share Image
“I can't believe you said that about fire ants and thunderstorms! You are such a Houstonist!” — Wil Wheaton Copy Share Image
“A roster,for example, is a lovely machine - who doesn't love its warm, crispy ejaculations?” — Robert Brockway Copy Share Image
What comedy does, for the most part, is it voices something so simplistically that people will agree with us, and then once… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
“ After a bout of sex, Sam: And P.S., if I'm going to have to do this Bible-holding business twice a year,… — Marie Force Copy Share Image
“The Jury had each formed a different view Long before the indictment was read And they all spoke at once so that… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
Nor would anybody suspect. If was one thing all people took for granted, was conviction that if you feed honest figures into… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
“My phone started to vibrate and I flipped it open. Yes, I'm the only person that doesn't have an iPhone. The phone… — Dan Ahearn Copy Share Image
“At this point trillions of pictures have been taken of Kate Moss in an effort to capture her beauty, style and essence.… — Alexa Chung Copy Share Image
“Once they've borne children, mothers can construct virtually any costume using scissors, felt, Elmer's glue, and a leftover pen spring. They're like… — Drew Magary Copy Share Image
The main thing I like about New Yorkers is that they understand that their lives are a relentless circus of horrors, ending… — Kyle Baker Copy Share Image
