My headshot is a scratch and sniff, it smells like failure and onions. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
I think when someone who's known for doing drama does a comedy but just tries to be funny, that's a mistake. — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
Now, with the success of musical comedy like the Mighty Boosh, Flight of the Conchords and Bo Burnham, I feel vindicated. — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
“Good morning, Meroe,' I said, dusting uselessly at my tracksuit pants. 'Might I interest you in today's special, pre-floured kitten?” — Kerry Greenwood Copy Share Image
Fleabag' is its own genre. It isn't comedy. It isn't drama. It isn't even tragi-comedy. — Sian Clifford Copy Share Image
Always have a sense of humor about life - you'll need it - but always be courteous to boot. — Peter Jennings Copy Share Image
Nobody gets into comedy because they feel like they're cool and funny. If they do, they're megalomaniacs. — Noel Wells Copy Share Image
“He said he didn't want to brave yet, and I simply replied with being brave isn't an option in this world.” — Shuno Copy Share Image
I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
“Falderson," he said quietly to Bahzell in passable Navahkan, "is as stupid as the day is long." He craned his neck to… — David Weber Copy Share Image
“The second rule of improvisation is not only to say yes, but YES, AND. You are supposed to agree and then _add… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“The sound of laughter is like the vaulted dome of a temple of happiness, "that delectable trance of happiness, that ultimate peak… — Milan Kundera Copy Share Image
When I was five years old I was on a merry go round. There was a gunshot nearby. The horses stampeded. There… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“Yes!" Narissus unslung his bow and grabbed an arrow from his dusty quiver. "The first one who get that bronze, I will… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“I thought you weren’t allowed to have a phone,” he says. “Or was that a really pathetic excuse to avoid giving me… — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
“I understand that you are an accomplished swords-man,” she finally said. He eyed her curiously. Where was she going with this? “I… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
Those who knew Lincoln described him as an extraordinarily funny man. Humor was an essential aspect of his temperament. He laughed, he… — Doris Kearns Goodwin Copy Share Image
