I love doing comedy - I get a laugh out of it, it's not so serious. — Carmen Electra Copy Share Image
“Making love to a person in their sleep is the only guarantee they'll wake up with a smile on their face.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
I love Frances McDormand so much. I love her career. And I think it's fun because she gets to do comedy as… — Rachael Harris Copy Share Image
“Maybe it’s our bodies’ way of telling us we were meant to be. Or maybe I, like, cuddle raped him or something.” — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“You feel bad about yelling in a graveyard after you just tried to have sex with me in a church?” — Liliana Hart Copy Share Image
A girl has to have a beautiful smile, beautiful eyes and she should have a good sense of humor. She should be… — Justin Bieber Copy Share Image
I'm not saying I'm smarter than Steve Jobs, but I would have made the iPhone chargers a few feet longer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Englishmen are not usually softened by appeals to the memory of their mothers.” — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
As for my own truncated secondary education, my head was in the clouds as my mom would say, or if you asked… — Michael J. Fox Copy Share Image
“I am a great believer in only worrying about those things we have control over, And we have no control over this… — Comte De Saint-Germain The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel Copy Share Image
“- It's a small matter, but one which I think shouldn't be overlooked. - Oh Yes? And that is? - That is… — Robert Rankin Copy Share Image
RyanAir have been getting a hard time because they've launched a £7 flight to New York. Although as always with RyanAir it… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
“Don’t swear in front of my kids, Papaw,” Bill said hotly. “Daddy, hush,” Mama said. “I’ll swear anytime I goddamn want to,… — Nick Wilgus Copy Share Image
“Fauve clenched her fists and bounded up from her bed, her gloom vanished in a rush of combat, which translated itself into… — Judith Krantz Copy Share Image
I think comedy is drama, often. It's hard to have comedy over a period of time - commercials are one thing, but… — Gore Verbinski Copy Share Image
Comedy has always been my favourite genre, and I always wanted to be a part of a process which makes people happy.… — Sushmita Sen Copy Share Image
“Like they’d never seen a hot professor before. You made quite an impression in your turtleneck.” “Ah, yes, the turtleneck. Turtles have… — Sylvain Reynard Copy Share Image
“Brilliant? Ha! Your about as bright as a black hole!' Ellen resorted.” — Charles Ogden Copy Share Image
If your dreams are not entirely sweet dreams, are they Swedish? — Mishan Amithab Kasiparsad Copy Share Image
God is a great humorist. He just has a slow audience to work with. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
