A girl offered me E at the club. 'Have you ever done E?' 'I watch E.' — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy. — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
“People can. And do. And do it all the time. Fallibility is a close friend of mine.” — J.M. Lawler Copy Share Image
“Emma, okay, enough with the singing. Mommy's getting a three-pill headache.” — Jeff Abbott Copy Share Image
“Why are all you hets all so intercourse-centric? There's a lot more to sex than sticking it in and wiggling it around.” — Anne Tenino Copy Share Image
Sometimes I make myself laugh, but that's because I appreciate my sense of humor. — Regina Hall Copy Share Image
If they put pictures of lost kids on beer cans instead of milk cartons, we'd find them in about 15 minutes! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It's not like I got caught masturbating, for chrissake; she doesn't know me, why the hell would she care if I'm superstitious?… — S.D. Perry Copy Share Image
I have to be careful not to do so many comedy airhead roles from now on. I've turned down a couple already. — Tamsin Egerton Copy Share Image
“Kieran grinned. "You look good when you're angry. Now say the pitchfork line again with more oomph.” — Jayde Scott Copy Share Image
“Those darling byegone times, Mr Carker,' said Cleopatra, 'with their delicious fortresses, and their dear old dungeons, and their delightful places of… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Inserting my personal brand of humor is something I have at times had trouble doing - but I feel like I've been… — Aesop Rock Copy Share Image
“If Makar Denisych was just a clerk or a junior manager, then no one would have dared talk to him in such… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
“I have often had the impression that, to penguins, man is just another penguin -different, less predictable, occasionally violent, but tolerable company… — Bernard Stonehouse Copy Share Image
“(1)BEING A POET is like opening a car door & exposing yourself. (2)BEING A GOOD POET is like opening the door &… — Chocolate Waters Copy Share Image
“Micah snorted. “Yes. But I’m a growing boy. I’m always hungry.” “You’re twenty-six years old. I think you’ve grown all you’re going… — Lex Valentine Copy Share Image
I thought tamarinds were made to eat, but that was probably not the idea. I ate several, and it seemed to me… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I guess I try to find the humor by juxtaposing deeper themes in literature with what people perceive as being lighter, disposable… — Robert Sikoryak Copy Share Image
Comedy is a tool to be used so that people can relate to each other. — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
