Tommy Chong

I'm a hybrid.

— Tommy Chong

“Fuck you, Taft.”

— Tommy Chong

I'd rather have my kid smoking pot than drinking.

— Tommy Chong

A lot of prophets have gone to jail.

— Tommy Chong

I never actually smoked with any of the presidents.

— Tommy Chong

Marijuana is a proven medicine.

— Tommy Chong

Boredom is a disease, too.

— Tommy Chong

Once you're a felon you're a target.

— Tommy Chong

I was more of a weightlifter.

— Tommy Chong

I believe that all marijuana is medical.

— Tommy Chong

What made me a comedian was that I wasn't really a songwriter, I was more of a poet.

— Tommy Chong

Cigarettes, I won't do cigarettes, nicotine will kill ya.

— Tommy Chong

I've been a good boy, I've never really been convicted of serious crime.

— Tommy Chong

Whenever I do anything, I need to take 15 or 20 minutes, maybe longer, to regroup.

— Tommy Chong

They just wanted to show the entertainment world that we're vulnerable.

— Tommy Chong

There's a hierarchy in prison, and I was right at the top.

— Tommy Chong

I never did smoke that much pot; never was a big pothead.

— Tommy Chong

I do believe that [Bill] Clinton never inhaled ...because when I met him, he had no idea who I was.

— Tommy Chong

You know, I left the country when Reagan got in; I went to France. And when George Bush Jr. got in, my…

— Tommy Chong

My incarceration was actually a positive thing from the beginning. I needed a gimmick to get my act going again, it gave…

— Tommy Chong

To be in a situation where you have no rights whatsoever is something I wish everybody could experience. People's attitudes would change.…

— Tommy Chong

So (legalizing marijuana) means a lot more to me than just being able to smoke a joint without being arrested.

— Tommy Chong

Activism, to me, I don't know if it really works. It may work for somebody else, but it does not work for…

— Tommy Chong

The smartest billionaires I know never finished high school. I got my degree and my doctorate on the street and an advanced…

— Tommy Chong

Look at all the drug busts all over the country. There must be an audience there somewhere. My feeling is that if…

— Tommy Chong

Awakening your spiritual side is really what artists do. When you hit a groove, it's not you; it's the spirit world.

— Tommy Chong

I do have a plan for the country [the USA]. It needs education. And there should be drug education - only people…

— Tommy Chong

We have never been big smokers, neither Cheech [Marine] nor I. We were too creative, and we had a lot to do.…

— Tommy Chong

Our tour is winding down and I was just thinking about what I want to do. I like growing so I think…

— Tommy Chong

By making marijuana illegal, the agricultural people can't grab hold of it like they did with corn and wheat. So those companies…

— Tommy Chong

And I don't really drink alot of booze, alcohol will kill ya... but I smoke all the pot I can find, I…

— Tommy Chong

Religion is run by thought police. 'Obey. Listen. This is what you do. Don't ask questions. Go die for your country.' The…

— Tommy Chong

The good thing about poverty is it keeps you from getting in trouble because if you can't afford drugs, people will stop…

— Tommy Chong

I was about sixteen when I discovered that music could get you laid, so I got into music boy, didn't matter what…

— Tommy Chong

Everything that happens to me is very cosmic.

— Tommy Chong

I've always been into improvisation.

— Tommy Chong

Something good always happens at 4:20 for me.

— Tommy Chong

I'm as clean as a whistle.

— Tommy Chong

I only smoke maybe a nug a day.

— Tommy Chong

I support Bernie [Sanders] and I love his approach.

— Tommy Chong