“Zues?" I said. "His computer. He named it." Then she whispered conspiratorially, "He acts like it's a person." "I do not," he… — James Ponti Birthday Copy Share Image
“I mean it, guys," I said. "Why don't you play Two Foot Trivia instead? It's just as fun and much safer." "First… — James Ponti Copy Share Image
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“This year I, Molly Bigelow, resolve to stay alive. That's it.” — James Ponti Blue moon Copy Share Image
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