This year I, Molly Bigelow, resolve to stay alive. That's…

“I've never had much luck with New Year's resolutions. Last year I only lasted three days before realizing I couldn't survive without junk food.…

— James Ponti

“If this had been a public-school locker room, there would have been some gray jumbo-sized garbage cans nearby, and I probably could've taken care…

— James Ponti

“Zues?" I said. "His computer. He named it." Then she whispered conspiratorially, "He acts like it's a person." "I do not," he said as…

— James Ponti

“I remember the number to the school’s desk because last year, Molly thought it would be funny to prank-call a teacher and tell them…

— Sophie Wilkinson

“I'm not worthy of you or your Omega awesomeness.”

— James Ponti

“I don't get involved in anything that's stupid.”

— James Ponti

“I mean it, guys," I said. "Why don't you play Two Foot Trivia instead? It's just as fun and much safer." "First of all,…

— James Ponti

Now as the rain falls like shattered pieces of glass from the sky, we bleed like water colors and drunken pastels down the stairways.…

— REAM

“The "new evangelical" wears skinny jeans and earrings made from recycled beer caps. After all, she is acquiring a taste for Blue Moon and…

— Addie Zierman

“I hardly saw Osbert that week because he went to school, unlike Isaac and Edmond and Piper, who were supposed to be homeschooled, which…

— Meg Rosoff

Today's reason for everything...It only happens once in a blue moon.

— Anonymous

It's hard to see your dad once in a blue moon.

— Michael McIntyre

“In America the magazines in which one can frequently publish stories or poems about Negroes are very few, and most of these do not…

— Langston Hughes

Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they…

— H. L. Mencken

The night walked down the sky with the moon in her hand.

— Frederic Lawrence Knowles