The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
No one outside ourselves can rule us inwardly. When we know this, we become free. — Gautama Buddha Copy Share Image
My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I usually admit when someone complains but that's only coz denying them requires explaining. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause… — John Wayne Copy Share Image
We tend to see God as a means through which we get things to make us happy. For most of us, He… — Timothy Keller Copy Share Image
“A company could use bricks to measure their growth rate. How many bricks have angry investors thrown at you lately? If the… — Amy Riekhof Copy Share Image
Religion has convinced people that theres an invisible man ¦ Living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Stella explained that when he had arrived, because of his English accent, she had assumed that he was me, and had asked… — Tony Hawks Copy Share Image
It being a part of Mrs. Pipchin's system not to encourage a child's mind to develop and expand itself like a young… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“Elisandra read while I tried my hand at embroidering a pillowcase that she lent me. The results were execrable. I had no… — Sharon Shinn Copy Share Image
“Well," Cinder finally grumbled. "I guess that was pretty fast thinking." A relieved grin filled up Thorne's face. "We're having another moment,… — Marissa Meyer Copy Share Image
Don't bring a prop. It's almost like they were afraid nobody would know who they are. — Johnny Weir Copy Share Image
They who have nothing to trouble them, will be troubled at nothing. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
What is the difference between apathy and ignorance? I don't know and I don't care. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Beautiful is what we see, More Beautiful is what we know, most Beautiful by far is what we don't — Nicolas Steno Copy Share Image
I think being funny had something to do with feeling like an outsider, not feeling cool - insecurity. — Kumail Nanjiani Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you are watching a movie with your dad and a love scene comes on !! — AaRon CcHan Copy Share Image
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
“Don't you wish we all lived in black light… for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know… — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
When someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say you didn't expect that did you? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what your going to get. — Forest Gump Copy Share Image
Scientists say the universe is made p of protons,neutrons and electrons.They forgot to mention morons!! :D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God is here. Wherever we are, God is here. There is no place, there can be no place, where He is not. — Aiden Wilson Tozer Copy Share Image
Live uncluttered lives so you could have time for what is most important. — Bo Sanchez Copy Share Image
Apple was considering making an iPod for kids, but apparently iTouch kids didn't sit too well. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Do you ever tell the truth?" "Once. In fourth grade. It was overrated.” — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“The drivers here are horrible. And by horrible, I mean they don't realize I have someplace to be.” — Maria Semple Copy Share Image
