Its better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
Boxing's all about getting the job done as quickly as possible, whether it takes 10 or 15 or 20 rounds. — Frank Bruno Copy Share Image
Lied, because I was going to look for fakes XD but this is the last one haah — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The sweetest sounds to mortals given are heard in Mother, Home, and Heaven. — William Goldsmith Brown Copy Share Image
I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
There is someone that I must meet again. And until that day… not even Death himself can take my life away! — Zoro Copy Share Image
“…Sienar System's basic TIE fighter—a commodity which, after hydrogen and stupidity, was the most plentiful in the galaxy…” — Corran Horn Copy Share Image
Life is short. I'm 47 years old. I've got 10 years to go where I can be the best I can be.… — Jean-Claude Van Damme Copy Share Image
“She'd been in labor for nineteen hours; I completely understood why she wanted to pass the buck. 'You are so beautiful,' her… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
“Daemon pressed his forehead against mine. "Oh, I still want to strangle you. But I'm insane. You're crazy. Maybe that's why. We… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
You behave as if everything is funny to you, but you never laugh. Sometimes you smile when you think no one is… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I was greatly influenced by 'The Goons' and 'Monty Python' reconstituting what comedy was - it could come from a funny word,… — Sanjeev Bhaskar Copy Share Image
I'd probably be starstruck to interview Martin Scorsese. He seems so funny from watching his daughter's TikToks of them together. — Amelia Dimoldenberg Copy Share Image
Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi, Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me… — Sadie Copy Share Image
I always thought by 2013 we would have flying cars. Instead, we have blankets with sleeves. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I think that life is very dark at times and there are things that are very funny about that. — Brett Gelman Copy Share Image
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? — Robert Anton Wilson Copy Share Image
A true fact : 80% of womens name ends in A. 15% of womens name ends in I& L — Uchiha Copy Share Image
America is a bunch o' bullies. Tell me what the Iraq uniform is like. Don't worry, I'll wait. — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
I had to wait 110 years to become famous. I wanted to enjoy it as long as possible. — Jeanne Calment Copy Share Image
My grandfather invented the cold air balloon... But it never really took off. — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
Pugs are really great dogs to have as they are such loyal, funny companions. — DanTDM Copy Share Image
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Solitude is naught and society is naught. Alternate them and the good of each is seen. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
“Funny how we do things before there’s even time to think how it will turn out.” — Catherine Ryan Hyde Copy Share Image
“I am a loser in my own plot, but I might be the hero in someone else's plot.” — Vann Chow Copy Share Image
Tip for losing weight: Turn your head left, then turn right. Repeat every time you are asked to eat…lol — Anonymous Copy Share Image
