All pregnant woman give birth to a baby while my mother gave birth to a legend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Like every writer, I am asked where my work originates, and if I knew I would go there more often to find… — Arthur Miller Copy Share Image
Look at the keyboard, U and I are together. Look underneath, itsays JK.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't think films about working class people are sad at all; I think they're funny and lively and invigorating and warm… — Ken Loach Copy Share Image
People are marked down for their age - once you get past 30, people look at you a bit funny. When you… — Dani Alves Copy Share Image
Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going… — Julia Sweeney Copy Share Image
“Could you bring me to Rita’s house before we go to the airport?” I ask. “There’s one last thing I need to… — L.H. Cosway Copy Share Image
My wife and I will often have conversations about 'Good Times' and 'The Jeffersons' and 'Sanford and Son.' They were doing incredible… — Sterling K. Brown Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make my fav cake for me, and I learned that the little things… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“[ When asked what he wants for his tombstone epitaph ] Since I'm an atheist, and have no belief whatsoever in life… — Richard Bartle Copy Share Image
“She’s a lunatic,” says Conrad. “Absolutely insane,” says Guntram. “Either completely fearless or utterly stupid,” says Conrad. “She’s going to fit right… — Emily Lloyd-Jones Copy Share Image
“I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am! ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
Whenever I see Myself In A Mirror, It Whispers,You're A Monster And I says Doubt Me. — NizamShahbaaz Copy Share Image
You must first put something into your life before you can get something out of it. — Zig Ziglar Copy Share Image
It is not by your actions that you will be saved, but by your being. — Meister Eckhart Copy Share Image
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Some people say "you can't live without LOVE" personally, I think OXYGEN is more important. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
“life has a funny way of testing you to see if you really want, what you say you want.” — Turcois Ominek Copy Share Image
We become sad in the first place because we have nothing stirring to do. — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or as good as drink. — GKChesterton Copy Share Image
That's the way Stravinsky was. Bup, bup, bup, bup. The poor guy's dead now. Play it legato. — Eugene Ormandy Copy Share Image
WE RUN OUT OF CHICKEN!!…i was like WHAT ON EARTH!!!...KFC RUN OUT OF CHICKEN…what kind of KFC is this?… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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