Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I believe in the truth of fairy-tales more than I believe in the truth in the newspaper. — Lotte Reiniger Copy Share Image
We're all inseparably part of each other. We all coexist in each other. — Deepak Chopra Copy Share Image
I'm done trying. Fuck you. Fuck you. I'll probably text you tomorrow, but fuck you. (how I feel all the time..) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I lost over 100 pounds, so I'm even angrier than ever. I don't stuff my feelings anymore with food. Skinny girls are funny. — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
“You really think love needs to have a future?” “Absolutely.” “Good,” Lily said. “So do I.” “Good,” I echoed, leaning in. “So… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“The poorly sophisticated, since many of us are, as presumed to be, lacking in good arguments, we are then prone to being… — Criss Jami Copy Share Image
When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
Your main contribution is spray painting your nickname on other people's things. And my cousin, who's a 'gangster', he's like, 'No, Tash,… — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
If the writing is good, then the writing is already funny. All you have to do is make this funny writing true… — Constance Wu Copy Share Image
Long before I started to write in earnest, Lorrie Moore taught me you could have a woman narrator who was funny and… — Miranda July Copy Share Image
May this continent, the last explored by humankind, be the first one to be spared by humankind. — Jacques Yves Cousteau Copy Share Image
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Beyond all experience is the one who is experiencing. Beyond all change is the One who never changes. — Leonard Jacobson Copy Share Image
If I'm not working, I'm not happy. That's it. That's the prerequisite for me for happiness. — Donna Tartt Copy Share Image
If you ever see me drinking a Bud Lite Lime, I have been kidnapped and am trying to signal you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only relevant question is whether you will let it be possible for you. — Gay Hendricks Copy Share Image
Don't be concerned about others not appreciating you. Be concerned about your not appreciating others. — Confucius Copy Share Image
I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well. — Alan Shearer Copy Share Image
Nirvana is very funny. It's not sincere particularly. It's rather frivolous, actually. — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
Do you ever do something, and then think to yourself: That's So Raven? — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
People Who are Bitching shit about me in mah Back..they're in a Good Position to kiss my ASS. — Raghav Singh Copy Share Image
She has been kissed as often as a police-court Bible, and by much the same class of people. — Robertson Davies Copy Share Image
The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job. — Slappy White Copy Share Image
“Jim Morrison had star quality and he’s dead. Star quality’s no good to you when you’re dead.” — Neil Walker Copy Share Image
There’s no snobbery like that of the poor toward one another. — Dorothy Salisbury Davis Copy Share Image
The best thing to do is dive with your imagination ~ you can never drown yourself. — Karl Lagerfeld Copy Share Image
Romney is not funny. When he tries to be, it often comes across as awkward. — Ana Navarro Copy Share Image
