Remove failure as an option and your chances for success become infinitely better. — Joan Lunden Copy Share Image
I've learned that no matter how much I care,some people are just assholes. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“You say very funny things. I am sorry I can't say funny things back. This is not a funny time for me.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Isnt it funny, how the sweetest guy in the world can turn into the biggest jerk. — Dev Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. I was a ventriloquist trying to share your fashion secrets, but you wouldn’t talk. So we… — Bauvard Copy Share Image
If your body is 90% water what have you got to drink water all the time for? Why can't you just have… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
It's been said good things come to those who wait... All I have to say is whatever is coming to me,better be… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
“I finally got up around noon, after having decided that, as far as monogamous relationships go, I could probably do worse than… — Robyn Schneider Copy Share Image
When I fill out an application for a job, I always put 911 as my emergency contact, because wtf is my mom… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Character that is fruit-producing can be summed up in the mastery of these 5 qualities: morals, but a sense of humor; love,… — Criss Jami Copy Share Image
I got to work with Eli Vargas. Great guy. Huge in Spain. He's a heartthrob there. Who else? Terry Crews - he… — Alia Shawkat Copy Share Image
Mom: Who are you texting? Me: Someone. Mom: Why can't you tell me? Me: A boy. Mom: What's his name? Is he… — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share Image
Don't worry if you're single. Godis looking at you right now saying I'm saving this one for someone special. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you cant find the Any key on your laptop to continue try using a hammer a couple of times. — Paul Kityo Copy Share Image
I admit I feel funny when I use the word 'whom' as I'm talking to my diapered children, but I persist. — Faith Salie Copy Share Image
If you go to Bed Bath & Beyond without a coupon, people will wonder if you're OK. — John Pinette Copy Share Image
Let us be enraged about injustice, but let us not be destroyed by it. — Bayard Rustin Copy Share Image
Let your thoughts be ruled by principle, and then live up to your thoughts. — Wallace D. Wattles Copy Share Image
One day you are gonna retweet & star me like I retweet & star you, and just like you, I won't care. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Welcome to my garage! This is where I go to get away from the honey-do list. — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
The rule that covers everything is: how you are with others, expect that back. — Rumi Copy Share Image
Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED? — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Some characters become your friends for life. That's how it was for me with Betsy-Tacy. — Judy Blume Copy Share Image
Being called weird is like being called Limited Edition. Meaning youre something people dont see that often. — Ashley Purdy Copy Share Image
You always find things you didn't know you were going to say, and that is the adventure... — John Updike Copy Share Image
Self Control; The ability to prevent myself from beating the sh*t out of someone who desperately needs it. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
Anytime you part with money, bless it and say - 'There's always more where that came from.' — Marie Forleo Copy Share Image
There will be days when the stuff is not flowing freely. What you do then is MAKE IT UP! — Philip Pullman Copy Share Image
