If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People Spend Time For Earning Money & And Same Money Is Spent For Spending Time. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
So you're a big fan of Marilyn Monroe and you know all her quotes? Cool, how many of her movies did you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can play the coolest tricks when people don't know that you have a twin. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now listen, guuuyyysss! Come on guys. Let's all, come on, let's be simple about this. — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
Attitudes are contagious. Do you want people around you to catch yours? — Bob Moawad Copy Share Image
You ever find yourself being lazy for no reason at all? Like, you pick up your mail, you go in your house,… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I sleep to much, Parents complain. Don't get enough sleep, Parents complain. I eat too much, Parents complain. I don't eat enough,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and… — Christopher Guest Copy Share Image
“Holy mama llama. That’s Nathanial Stone. Nathanial Stone is sitting in my booth. Nathanial Stone is in the Finewhile Diner sitting in… — D.L. Hess Copy Share Image
Actually, I think all addiction starts with soda. Every junkie did soda first. But no one counts that. Maybe they should. The… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
A man says to the doctor: "What's the good news?" "You've got 24 hours to live." He says: "What's the bad news?"… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
“And For You Zero, A Life Sized Vudu Doll" -Kaname Kuran "I DONT WANT IT!" -Zero Kiryu "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" -Juri Elizabeth Marin” — Matsuri Hino Copy Share Image
The broccoli says I look like small tree The mushroom says I look like an umbrella The walnut says I look like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know why I felt so closed and bitter and threatened by the things I did not like. — Peter Cameron Copy Share Image
When we understand our relationship to God, we also understand our relationship to one another. — Dallin H. Oaks Copy Share Image
Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation - look - please try to understand before one of us dies — John Cleese Copy Share Image
My creativity comes from an unhoned place, if 'unhoned' is a word… — Monica Lewinsky Copy Share Image
“Even her pink bunny slippers seem to prick up their ears. Diary of a Penguin-napper (p. 15)” — Sally Harris Copy Share Image
Evangelion is my life and I have put everything I know into this work. This is my entire life. My life itself. — Hideaki Anno Copy Share Image
In an argument; Men use reason and never have enough. Women use emotion and always have too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You reveal your own character most clearly when you describe someone else's. — Nicky Gumbel Copy Share Image
The strangest of our powers Is the courage to live Knowing that we will die, Knowing nothing more true. — Naz?m Hikmet Copy Share Image
Lets Plan For A Movie 2day R U Free? If Yes.. Tum Apne Tv Pe Dekho, Mein Apne Tv Pe Dekhunga — Mark Copy Share Image
A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
It's very funny to see a Justin Bieber song done by a bunch of grown men. — Shawn Stockman Copy Share Image
The Worst Pain In Life Is When Someone You Know Turns Into Someone You Knew.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Tumblr and Twitter were school subjects, my parents would love me. — Jenni Monroe Copy Share Image
No matter how old you are, if a little kid shoots you with a toy gun, you pretend to die. — Melania Copy Share Image
