If you're going to ride my ass at least pull my hair and make me scream! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Begin whatever you have to do: the beginning of a work stands for the whole. — Decimius Magnus Ausonius Copy Share Image
There are no distant places any longer: the world is small and the world is one. — Wendell Willkie Copy Share Image
What was worse, he couldn't tell her how much he thought he maybe might kinda sorta love her. — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
“Crazy moment!! When you suddenly laughed because you remember something funny and then realised that strangers were lookin at you weirdly (why… — Khaled Copy Share Image
The more I look around and listen I realize that I'm not alone. We are all facing choices that define us. No… — Sabrina Ward Harrison Copy Share Image
You hear people talking about a Scottish sense of humour, or a Glaswegian sense of humour, all sorts of countries and cities… — Limmy Copy Share Image
Yes, he wanted me to do Funny Games before, which I didn't want to do because the film was very theoretical -… — Isabelle Huppert Copy Share Image
You've a very important, early decision to make in your life: are you going to be alone, or are you going to… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
On 'Workaholics,' I feel like I'm just hanging out with my buddies being filmed, but on 'Mindy,' I'm around professional funny people… — Anders Holm Copy Share Image
My first gigs were at university: I'd dress up as Jesus, jump off a cross and dance to a Mick Jagger song.… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
OMFG LMAO hahaha I said that to someone and they walked away like WTF and I just laughed so hard I cried! — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
With improv, it's a combination of listening and not trying to be funny. — Kristen Wiig Copy Share Image
Once you have money, you can quite truthfully affirm that money isn't everything. — Louis Kronenberger Copy Share Image
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy. — Harriet Morgan Copy Share Image
If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after a first date, chances are...you have small boobs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love, it seems to me, is the condition in which one is most contentedly oneself. — Tony Judt Copy Share Image
Wherever flaxseeds become a regular food item among the people, there will be better health. — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
As soon as I got funny, I killed any majestic intentions in my work. — William Wegman Copy Share Image
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; Im beginning to believe it. — Clarence Darrow Copy Share Image
Fate has it in for me to be an exhibit: that funny old lady from the telly. — Mary Beard Copy Share Image
If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking? — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
I have always been in a relationship. I don't remember the time when I wasn't in one — Kareena Kapoor Copy Share Image
We are secure, not because we hold tightly to Jesus, but because He holds tightly to us. — R. C. Sproul Copy Share Image
If you aren't sure which way to do something, do it both ways and see which works better. — John Carmack Copy Share Image
