Every time I come in the kitchen u in the kitchen, in the damn refrigerator eating up all of the food. — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance. — Celeste Hartman Creepy Copy Share Image
I love pizza because it has a built in handle that also seems to be edible. — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
If I were famous, I would go around knocking on peoples doors saying Hello, yes it's me. — Celeste Hartman Fame Copy Share Image
If this world were mine, I place at your feet, all that I own, because without you I'm not complete — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
You blow me away. I never imagined loving someone the way that I love you. — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
School is just an endless cycle of 'I need to make it through school this week' every week. — Celeste Hartman Education Copy Share Image
I know I am not perfect and never plan to be. At times I am insecure, but I get through it. So… — Celeste Hartman Imperfections Copy Share Image
Anyone wanting to hide any information from me might as well just put an Accept the Terms and Conditions check box in… — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
What's the point of blurring out the middle finger on TV. It's not like you had me fooled. What's behind it...an umbrella?… — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
So true, I remember when I first saw the family I am with now, I thought in my head These are the… — Celeste Hartman Family Copy Share Image
The beginning of my life was tough. I got through it and now I feel stronger than ever, like no one can… — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
If you like someone, tell them. Or stalk them on every single social network and cry yourself to sleep every night. It's… — Celeste Hartman Every night Copy Share Image
Me: *laughs* Parents: What's so funny? What's going on? Who are you talking to? Can I see what the joke is? Are… — Celeste Hartman Funny Copy Share Image
A man goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table. He walks over to her and says,… — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead on the floor. But she goes to work, and starts crying and her… — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
This guy was having a problem with mice in his apartment. Dude, he told a friend, I've tried everything and those damn… — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
