HHAHAAHA he is a penguin!

“Wait, seriously, what's a piss pot?”

— Pat Shand

They tried to make me go to Catholic school, too. I lasted a very short time. When the penguin came after me with a…

— Frank Zappa

Probably the worst thing about being a penguin is after youre in an argument youll try to waddle away angrily but still look adorably…

— Ritu Ghatourey

“No, thanks. I already own a penguin.”

— Woody Allen

I think you can learn a lot from primary sources. 'The Penguin Book of Witches,' which is edited by novelist Katherine Howe, is a…

— Deborah Harkness

For the doubters out there, of course I was going to have help from Penguin's editorial team in telling my story, which I talked…

— Zoe Sugg

It's possible that I would have been better suited to being a penguin keeper. Starting out, I thought being a writer would enable me…

— Scott Stossel

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a…

— Dave Attell

My name is Jimmy, but my friends just call me the hideous penguin boy.

— Tim Burton

“His German Shepherd dog, Scully, sat beside him. She’d been subdued all day, presumably picking up on his mood. He glanced to his right.…

— Serenity Woods

When I was younger, I used to do that a lot: I would hear a part of a song that would really relax me…

— King Krule

“Then the boy realised,the penguin wasn't lost,he was just lonely.”

— Oliver Jeffers

Back in my school days, when I would scuttle off with a cheese roll, an apple, a box of Sun-Maid raisins and a Penguin…

— Rachel Khoo

I think that I can do with the Penguin what Heath Ledger did with the Joker.

— Paul Walter Hauser

“Could one perform the Heimlich manoeuvre on a penguin?”

— Tom Michell