Pat Shand

“Why . . . would a penguin be in a piss pot?”

— Pat Shand

“Wait, seriously, what's a piss pot?”

— Pat Shand

“Enjoy your cinnafucks!”

— Pat Shand

“Well, this has been some shit.”

— Pat Shand

“Tell me you'll never lie to me again, and I'll go with you.”

— Pat Shand

“It's a new world, sweetie. We build our own destinies.”

— Pat Shand

“Hear folks talkin' about how some of us got the weight of the world on our shoulders? Fuck, maybe we do, but…

— Pat Shand

“It's morning now, and I miss the soft rasp of her voice already. Ugh. I'm in trouble, aren't I?”

— Pat Shand

“Please don't talk to me like I'm crazy. I've been accused of personality disorders enough this week, thanks. You know I've slept…

— Pat Shand