When you fall in love, you want the world to know it, but you dont want to admit it. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“I'm not saying he was, like, crying tears of man pain over the phone, but he sounded upset.” — Hannah Harrington Copy Share Image
There is only one good. And that is to act according to the dictates of one's conscience. — Simone de Beauvoir Copy Share Image
Think of it! A second chamber selected by the Whips. A seraglio of eunuchs. — Michael Foot Copy Share Image
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Magic is never totally scientifically explainable, but science has always been, at one time or another, considered magic. — Anton Szandor LaVey Copy Share Image
“All trademarks, company names, registered names, products, characters, mottos, logos, jingles and catchphrases used or cited in this work are the property… — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
“She swallowed nervously, blinking. “Are you… proposing to me?” I laughed, shaking my head. “No, darling. It’s better than a marriage proposal.”… — Dari A. Malaunt Copy Share Image
You know how some people have gay-dar? I have fat-dar. I can automatically tell if you're fat or not. And I also… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
“Don't worry about being nervous. A lot of vampires have trouble with this from time to time. It happens to everyone." "If… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
If all woman in the world died today, human race would no longer possess the secret of how to properly wrap a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“It was like my uterus was tapping out a happy dance on the rest of my organs. God, I was dying the… — Cora Carmack Copy Share Image
“To ask a man whether or not he has a girlfriend is to talk about his sex life. If you disagree with… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Best friends don't judge each other, they get together and judge everybody else. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cellphones are like a dog's nipples. You don't have to shout into them! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. — Socrates Copy Share Image
... you must not expect to find that people understand what they do. — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
Do not cry for those who hurt you, this way you're making them successful, smile and be the winner. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Microsoft bought Skype for 8,5 billions!.. what a bunch of idiots! I downloaded it for free! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I can take the mick out of myself so whatever anyone has got to say about me I still find it funny. — Gemma Collins Copy Share Image
I was frustrated. I was doing some bad movies, movies that I knew going in were not going to be great. — Joan Chen Copy Share Image
I can't see that it's wrong to give him a little legal experience before he goes out to practice law. — John F. Kennedy Copy Share Image
Admit it ... you've always wanted to see what it would be like to meet yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That one song on your iPod that plays real loud and scares the shit out of you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't see beyond future because you will ended up fogetting to put on your own pant. — Redley Copy Share Image
The enduring is something which must be accounted for. One cannot simply shrug it off. — Walker Percy Copy Share Image
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It's difficult isn't it, when you're in a Mosque and everyone's praying and you really enjoy leapfrog. — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
