Congratulations on losing the weight we were all pretending you didn't need to lose. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're always being led to your highest good, as long as you have the courage to listen. — Marie Forleo Copy Share Image
I love being married. Its so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Economy is a subject which admits of being treated with levity, but it cannot so be disposed of. — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
In order to get a loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
We are always in the place of beginning; there is no advance in infinity. — Northrop Frye Copy Share Image
The more hard lessons you can learn vicariously rather than through your own hard experience, the better. — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something brussel sprouts… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
It is not for me to change you. The question is, how can I be of service to you without diminishing your… — R. Buckminster Fuller Copy Share Image
Be careful who you're calling a child, Lois, because if I'm a child, that makes you a pedophile. And I'll be damned… — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
Big story at the Olympics regarding Michael Phelps. He stepped out with his girlfriend for the first time. She is a 25-year-old… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
“ITS NOT FUNNY!" "You're right," agreed Sydney. "It's no funny. It's hilarious." We were back at Raymond's house, in the privacy of… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Always remember your kid's name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don't let your kid drive until their feet can reach… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
You'd got a baseball game, or a football game, basketball game, "USA! USA! USA!" Hey, calm down! Got a little German on… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I have read a thousand screenplays, and I have acted in a handful of them, and I have felt when it feels… — Ryan Eggold Copy Share Image
You know the one thing that's wrong with this country? Everyone gets a chance to have their fair say. — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabetsoup? — John Mendoza Copy Share Image
You are either the best. Or you are the worst. There is no in between. — Conor McGregor Copy Share Image
Modern air travel means less time spent in transit. That time is now spent in transit lounges. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Some people bring happiness wherever they go; you bring happiness whenever you go. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mentally I am ready for Christmas. Financially I am not ready for Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yeah forgiving someone is easy but being able to trust them again is a totally different story. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
If it is not the fashion now, it will be later because I wear it. — Ernst Hanfstaengl Copy Share Image
In the '80s, to get a contemporary Scot who was smart, sexy and funny was very unusual. — Denis Lawson Copy Share Image
To do something funny, you have to have experienced it in real life and digested it in a way that amuses you. — Ted Danson Copy Share Image
I don't smoke, don't drink, don't do drugs, I only have one small problem, I lie. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
More content will be created today than existed in entirety before 2003. — Steve Rubel Copy Share Image
Love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end and you never know where it might take you. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
NOW is saying that in order to be a woman, you've got to be a lesbian. — Pat Roberts Copy Share Image
