No one travelling on a business trip would be missed if he failed to arrive. — Thorstein Veblen Copy Share Image
While we cannot always choose what happens to us, we can choose our responses. — Stephen Covey Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Snooki on proving everything every girl's parents ever told them is wrong. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Instrumental or mechanical science is the noblest and above all others, the most useful. — Leonardo da Vinci Copy Share Image
Everyone always wins I love you more battles with me, but you will never win I miss you more;) — Rachel Copy Share Image
If a secret is revealed, the person who has confided it to another is to be blamed. — Jean de la Bruyere Copy Share Image
It's funny, I had dinner with my dear friend John Spencer last night and I'm not in the first episode, but he's… — Stockard Channing Copy Share Image
Landscapes are culture before they are nature; constructs of the imagination projected onto wood and water and rock. It is... difficult to… — Simon Schama Copy Share Image
Ven you read the speeches in the papers, and see as vun gen'lman says of another, 'the Honourable member, if he vill… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
As a fan, I'm distraught, but as a cartoonist looking at new vacant spaces in 2400 newspapers, well, behind me, my cats… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
When you're experiencing what's happening right now, all of a sudden everything that happened to you in your entire life melts away. — Bryan Kest Copy Share Image
I figured if I could put together being funny about stuff and actual events, maybe I could do something that wasn't being… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
That awkward moment; When two of your friends whisper to each other right in front of you and you just sit there… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“In many species, males pay for sex. For example, among black ticked hanging flies, an amorous male will present a female with… — Steve Stewart-Williams Copy Share Image
People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
The awkward moment is when you see twins fighting and one calls the other ugly. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I became very sensitive to what will happen to all this and all of us. — Albert Hofmann Copy Share Image
There are more men than women in mental hospitals...which just goes to show who's driving whom crazy. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Freedom comes not from resisting truth, but from applying it. — D. Todd Christofferson Copy Share Image
My Mother's Day gift to you is not deleting the embarrassing comments you make on my Facebook Wall. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like seeing what the comedian thinks is funny, not just what they think I'll think is funny. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're that one friend who always gives relationship advice, but is still single. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm going to be who I really am. I'm going to figure out what this is. — Stephen Chbosky Copy Share Image
Well, it looks like the all-star balloting is about over, especially in the National and American Leagues. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
I use the free Wi-Fi at Starbucks to complain to Starbucks about how slow their free Wi-Fi is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If we extend our senses, we will consequently extend our knowledge. — Neil Harbisson Copy Share Image
Once you have money, you can quite truthfully affirm that money isn't everything. — Louis Kronenberger Copy Share Image
With improv, it's a combination of listening and not trying to be funny. — Kristen Wiig Copy Share Image
OMFG LMAO hahaha I said that to someone and they walked away like WTF and I just laughed so hard I cried! — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
What was worse, he couldn't tell her how much he thought he maybe might kinda sorta love her. — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
There are no distant places any longer: the world is small and the world is one. — Wendell Willkie Copy Share Image
Begin whatever you have to do: the beginning of a work stands for the whole. — Decimius Magnus Ausonius Copy Share Image
If you're going to ride my ass at least pull my hair and make me scream! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
