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I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
When we no longer seek God for His blessings, we have time to seek Him for Himself. — Oswald Chambers Copy Share Image
Question: How much do you have to invest in the future before you've spent it and no longer have one? — Mark Steyn Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you pose nude for your art teacher and you flunk the course. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ladies call me Subway because I've got low-quality meat and lie about being six inches! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've always loved The Simpsons, just because it was really, really funny. As a kid, you love the characters. You know that… — Alex Hirsch Copy Share Image
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One of the greatest titles we can have is old friend. We never appreciate how important old friends are until we are… — Grant Fairley Copy Share Image
People think [baseball players] make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only make $500,000. — Pete Incaviglia Copy Share Image
The question that is so clearly in many potential parents' minds: 'Why should we stunt our ambitions and impoverish our lives in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I see 'Jekyll' as a very scary comedy thriller, partly because Hyde is violent and frightening as a character but at the… — Denis Lawson Copy Share Image
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Sailors, with their built in sense of order, service and discipline, should really be running the world. — Nicholas Monsarrat Copy Share Image
There's no place like home. Especially when we're talking about The best place to take a shit. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
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When our bed is made, it's covered in 40 pillows-like we're stockpiling ammo for the global pillow fight. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
It's a miracle when we finally discover whom we're best equipped to serve. — Fred Rogers Copy Share Image
I cannot, in good conscience, allow money to be wasted on a failure. — Winston Groom Copy Share Image
A natural sponge is not as funny. A square sponge also fit that squeaky-clean idea I was going for. — Stephen Hillenburg Copy Share Image
The U.S. victory in Gulf War was a stirring victory for the forces of aggression. — Dan Quayle Copy Share Image
Sorry that guy who didn't want to have sex with you didn't turn out to be gay. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
that strictly(and how)scienti fic land of supernod where freedom is compulsory and only man is god. — e. e. cummings Copy Share Image
Change ain't looking for friends. Change calls the tune we all dance to. — Al Swearengen Copy Share Image
The only time you lose at something is when you don't learn from that experience. — Chuck Norris Copy Share Image
I was, am and always will be a student…, the day I stop learning, is the day I die. — Terence Lewis Copy Share Image
Well, the funny thing is, you are never the same person that you were the day before. — Jon Foreman Copy Share Image
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