Research is an organized method for keeping you reasonably dissatisfied with what you have. — Charles Kettering Copy Share Image
Two things I'm thankful for: 1: Family and friends. 2: Caller ID, so I can avoid my family and friends. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
You don't know how much you've grown- until trouble comes back for an encore. — T. D. Jakes Copy Share Image
There is no mistake; there has been no mistake; and there shall be no mistake. — Duke of Wellington Copy Share Image
I wish IBM would create a computer to replace the people who watch Jeopardy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you love something enough, it will reveal itself to you. — George Washington Carver Copy Share Image
He who merely knows right principles is not equal to him who loves them. — Confucius Copy Share Image
I was out with a friend and he came over with a pair of girls. I said to him "They're like buses."… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
I went out with seven actors in a row. There are problems with that. I've had the really good-looking dramatic actor, and… — Jennifer Coolidge Copy Share Image
Some people think that when they say something and they think its funny but its not. They think that the person they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
I swear, if someone says another, Why so serious pun on me one more time I will go murder Heath Ledger in… — Ryan Cardenas Copy Share Image
Robin [Williams], he's pretty dynamic. I had a lot of fun but I also felt like there was no onus on me… — Mandy Moore Copy Share Image
At 25.. Your parents are still giving you offering in church.. Bro, Forget it.. Rick Ross is sitting on your progress !!! — Nwaka Jeel Copy Share Image
If you only cute with make up on...then you're not cute, you're just good at face painting. You should do kids parties...you're… — Kathy Woodson Copy Share Image
If you don't let things develop, it's like keeping something in a bag and not letting it out to fly — Earl Scruggs Copy Share Image
Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
We never know what’s in us till we stand by ourselves” (George Meredith, ORF) — George Meredith Copy Share Image
The last time a straight man worked in the fashion industry, we got a fanny pack. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
The best words for resolving a disagreement are, "I could be wrong; I often am." It's true. — Brian Tracy Copy Share Image
Women, you may as well go for the younger man -- they never mature anyway! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Sol Campbell there, using his strength. And that is his strength. His strength. — Kevin Keegan Copy Share Image
“Some people wish they were as happy as or happy like some people think they are.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
There is no reasoning someone out of a position he has not reasoned himself into. — Clive James Copy Share Image
Is It Bad That i've Eaten About 18 Blue Jolly Ranchers? My Tongue Is a VERY Dark Blue lol - — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“We the living are to blame for the painfulness of being dead.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
. . .nature indifferently copied is far superior to the best idealities. — John James Audubon Copy Share Image
He reminded me a little of Walt Disney's version of a mad scientist. — Steven Spielberg Copy Share Image
The interesting thing about coaching is that you have to trouble the comfortable, and comfort the troubled — Ric Charlesworth Copy Share Image
All your dreams will come true... Just remember that your nightmares are also your dreams... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise. — Tommy Bolt Copy Share Image