What is madness To those who only observe, is often wisdom To those to whom it happens. — Christopher Fry Copy Share Image
I read the newspaper every day just to see if there's anyone I know in the obituaries or the underwear ads. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The key to success is not through achievement, but through enthusiasm. — Malcolm Forbes Copy Share Image
It is so ironic that we always order for a hot soup yet we eat it when it's already cold. — Vic Patrice Copy Share Image
Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
GROUP:INSULTS TEXT: It's funny when the dumbest, most selfish, childish person you know, tells people to Grow up they must know that's… — Varsha Sharma Copy Share Image
Some people say If you cant beat them, join them. I say If you cant beat them, beat them, because they will… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He's a boating enthusiast, although that phrase seems too weak to describe the level of his interest, kind of like describing someone… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I hate seeing people that look like you. Especially if God's living by the motto 'If at first you don't succeed.' — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“Miss Vida" Liam said "has anyone never told you that you are positively the whipped cream on the sundae of life?" She… — Alexandra Bracken Copy Share Image
America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two… — John Barrymore Copy Share Image
I don't like when you necessarily know that this is the end of the movie. I like when a movie ends abruptly.… — Noah Baumbach Copy Share Image
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
