Ladies don't be afraid to get naughty. Rock his world and leave him begging for more! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Well, the clothes are really cool that we wear. The sets are so funny, because it's like everything is so real. — Laura Prepon Copy Share Image
If someone is passed out they're not even WITH you consciously! so WITH implies consent. — Cee Lo Green Copy Share Image
I don't mind your thinking slowly; I mind your publishing faster than you think. — Thomas B. Macaulay Copy Share Image
“The last time everyone loved or at least liked everyone was when the world had a population of about 4.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Husbands are like guns ... keep one around for long enough and you're gonna want to shoot it! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Somewhere around the place I've got an unfinished short story about Schrodinger's Dog; it was mostly moaning about all the attention the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“It's airline policy not to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. Use the indefinite article. A dildo. Never your dildo.… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“I don't care." - Bakura "I'm not going to kill you, just destroy you a little. Geez, talk about overreacting!" - Marik… — Little Kuriboh Marik and Bakura Copy Share Image
There were a lot of R&B groups that were my heroes, but the funny thing about my career and the way it… — Frankie Valli Copy Share Image
Flea markets are fun because they are the ultimate treasure hunt. Be open to the fact that you never know what you'll… — Lara Spencer Copy Share Image
Thinking about the first person ever to get drunk. People must have been like, COME QUICK! JEREMIAH HAS BEEN STRICKEN WITH AWESOME! — Kendrick Cole Copy Share Image
Democrats lead in all the polls by at least ten points, except one.. Fox News. That is with a margin of error… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Friends: ask you why you're crying? Best friends: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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