My idea of a good morning is one when I open my eyes, take a deep breath, then go back to sleep. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WRINKLES: Something other people have, Similar to my character lines. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Graduation Speech: Id like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste. — Brandi Isaacs Copy Share Image
Awkward moment when your daydreaming and you realise that your staring at something your not meant to. (.x.) — Jay Copy Share Image
The Second Law of Thermodynamics: If you think things are in a mess now, just wait! — Jim Warner Copy Share Image
A building is not something you finish. A building is something you start. — Stewart Brand Copy Share Image
“I won’t share you, Dylan. I mean that. If you think for one second now that we’re married, you can try and… — Ella Dominguez Copy Share Image
You've read newspaper stories about elderly widows who die and leave their entire estates to their pet cats, right? Well, your cat… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
A man up in front of a judge says "I don't recognise this court." "Why not?" "It's been redecorated since the last… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
All beauty is a making one of opposites, and the making one of opposites is what we are going after in ourselves. — Eli Siegel Copy Share Image
“Some people are each holding on to a lover of theirs who no longer loves them and/or who they no longer love,… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
St. Francis of Assisi was hoeing his garden when someone asked what he would do if he were suddenly to learn that… — Francis of Assisi Copy Share Image
As a wedding gift, Ray J gave Kim Kardashian his profits from their sex tape. It's 'Something Old' as well as 'Something… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
We would write our songs, then we'd have a programmer come in and add, for lack of a better term, bloops and… — Tony Kanal Copy Share Image
