“She didn’t sound overjoyed. She didn’t sound even slightly joyed.” — Sarah Mayberry Copy Share Image
Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska wont make it white. — Bing Crosby Copy Share Image
Fathers should teach their sons how to earn money because mothers teach their daughters how to spend it. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
I think that you can make a drama and have it be intensely funny, and vice versa. — Jason Gann Copy Share Image
I knew what I took upon myself and I was prepared to lose my life by so doing. — Hans Scholl Copy Share Image
There are a lot of mysterious things about boats, such as why anyone would get on one voluntarily. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
No matter how drunk you actually get.. there's always that small part inside of you that knows EXACTLY what you're doing. — Christine Ramkran Copy Share Image
In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that to happen to anybody in my department.… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“In my mind, she was Lebkuchen Spice—ironic, Germanic, sexy, and off beat. And, mein Gott, the girl could bake a damn fine… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk,… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. We were ice fishing in my freezer. I caught a few cold beers, and you wondered… — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
An age at which many men are not quite common - at which they are hopeful of achievement, resolute in avoidance, thinking… — George Eliot Copy Share Image
Standing up for what you believe is right, as well as standing up for what you believe is funny, standing up for… — El-P Copy Share Image
“God will break California from the surface of the continent like someone breaking off a piece of chocolate. It will become its… — Laura Ruby Copy Share Image
I was so thrilled I attempted to mount my television — Norman St John-Stevas, Baron St John of Fawsley Copy Share Image
