The girl of my dreams left me last night ...I guess cause I was turning right — Abstracminded Copy Share Image
NO TRESPASSING !!! Violators will be shot ! Survivors will be shot again !!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
LOVE, Something which combines the two greatest powers on earth -- war and peace; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I have been talking to a couple of people today; Me, myself and I... They are all great. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
“The world is in trouble because of a few funny sympathetic philosophers” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
When I started as a writer, I knew nothing about publishing-nothing about anything! — Tanith Lee Copy Share Image
Mom: What did you do in schooltoday? Me: Well, we had a suprise test.. Mom: And?? Me: I was really suprised. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Socialists ask what is our program? Our program is to smash the heads of the Socialists. — Benito Mussolini Copy Share Image
“I firmly believe that if you can't fool all of the people all of the time you should start breeding them for… — Dave Sim Copy Share Image
To all of you, I repeat: Do not let yourselves be robbed of hope! Do not let yourselves be robbed of hope!… — Pope Francis Copy Share Image
“When you argue with someone, you always argue at the level of the person with the lowest level of intelligence. You never… — Spuds Crawford Copy Share Image
When I was a kid I had a friend who worked in a radio station. Whenever we walked under a bridge, you… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Confidence, self respect, humility, my dick, patience, honesty and loyalty are few of the qualities I want in a woman. — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
When I speak of diversity, I don't mean replacement of white comics. I don't mean acceptance by white comics. We comics who… — Amanda Seales Copy Share Image
I have not worked at all... Nothing seems worth putting down - I seem to have nothing to say - it appalls… — Georgia O'Keeffe Copy Share Image
“Have you forgotten," she said in a furious whisper, "that he nearly killed us? That he threw my quiver in the stream,… — Michelle Paver Copy Share Image
