Graduation Speech: Id like to thank the internet, Google…

Graduation Speech: I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste…

— Steve Weinburg

Id like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste :)

— Asheya

Google + Wikipedia ---> Copy ---> Paste ---> Change words a little ---> Print ---> HOMEWORK DONE

— Anonymous

True graduation speech: First I would like to thank Google. Secondly, to Copy Paste and thirdly, to the thank Xerox machine!

— Anonymous

TV ushered in the age of postliteracy. And we have gone so far beyond that. I mean, what with the Internet and Google and…

— P. J. O'Rourke

So, what you can do in Microsoft Word is what Bill Gates has decided. What you can do in Oracle Database is what Larry…

— Ted Nelson

“I’ve used the common wooden pencil in some of my writing as an example. When I ask audiences which is “simpler”, a digital pencil…

— Brad Cox

“Every artist needs canvass, mine just happens to be Microsoft Word and a Thesaurus.”

— Lori Lesko

Dear Microsoft Word, I'm pretty sure I spelled my name right. Sincerely, EVERYBODY WITH AN UN-COMMON NAME

— Anonymous

Any religion whose messiah’s name isn’t recognized by Microsoft Word can’t be that much of a threat.

— Stephen Colbert

Dear microsoft word, I'm pretty sure I spelled my name right

— Lamartimothy

“If you have Microsoft Word, you can become a writer tonight. Just start typing!”

— Jarod Kintz

Frame is a good enough piece of software that there are actually rewards to taking an intelligent and formal approach to your problem. But…

— Philip Greenspun

“DAY 12: BUILD A SIMPLE SPEAKER ONE-SHEET Now that your flagship presentation has some texture and shape, you can summarize it on a speaker…

— David Newman

I remember, once I was stressed, with an upcoming paper deadline. That little Microsoft Word clippy guy would show up in my face, jumping…

— Rana el Kaliouby