Dear microsoft word, I'm pretty sure I spelled my name right

Dear Microsoft Word, I'm pretty sure I spelled my name right. Sincerely, EVERYBODY WITH AN UN-COMMON NAME

— Anonymous

“It was okay for people to write negative things about me just as long as they spelled my name right.”

— Ted Turner

“I’ve used the common wooden pencil in some of my writing as an example. When I ask audiences which is “simpler”, a digital pencil…

— Brad Cox

Microsoft Word will never understand that my name is not a spelling error.

— Anonymous

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— Amazon

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— Steve Weinburg

Any religion whose messiah’s name isn’t recognized by Microsoft Word can’t be that much of a threat.

— Stephen Colbert

“If you have Microsoft Word, you can become a writer tonight. Just start typing!”

— Jarod Kintz

I remember, once I was stressed, with an upcoming paper deadline. That little Microsoft Word clippy guy would show up in my face, jumping…

— Rana el Kaliouby

“DAY 12: BUILD A SIMPLE SPEAKER ONE-SHEET Now that your flagship presentation has some texture and shape, you can summarize it on a speaker…

— David Newman

Id like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste :)

— Asheya

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— Ted Nelson

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— Philip Greenspun

“Every artist needs canvass, mine just happens to be Microsoft Word and a Thesaurus.”

— Lori Lesko

“Here is a rewriting of the British national anthem, by 'Camille, Australia'. It is, she explains, chiefly for the benefit of Microsoft Word and…

— David Crystal