Funny SMS / Text Messages

Aaj "TOM & JERRY" ki barsi hai
un ki yaad mein
plz ye SMS kam se kum kisi
1 "CARTOON" ko zaroor send karo,
me ne apna farz pura ker dia.
ab aap ki baari hay

Pakistan ek aisa mulk hay,

Pakistan ek aisa mulk hay,
Jis k log har 2 ghante k baad khush hote hain,
Pata hay kub..???
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"Jub light aati hay."

chote log... baray log..

chhote log..!!
"PAISE" ki baat karte hain.

Bare log..!
"TIME" ki bat karte hain..!
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"KHUBSURAT" log
"BAAT" hi nahin karte.
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woh sirf
"SMS" Karte hain.

Dil ne kaha chalo sms karain

Dil ne kaha
chalo "SMS" karain,
socha.!!
"dil to pagal hai"
phir khayal aaya chalo koi bat nahin
jis ko karna hay woh konsa normal hay

Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do

Aj apne dil k derwazy mere liye khol do,
Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do,
Agar Hamara SMS achi nahin hay to ap ko qasam hy
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Isi waqt apna mobile toor do:p

Car k indicators

1 pathan dusre se:
"Zara car se bahir dekhna k
indicators kam ker rahe hain ya nahin..?"

Doosra pathan bahar dekh ker:
Han,nahin,han,nahin,han,nahi

Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.

Kid:
Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.

Aunty chini daitay howa,
"acha aur kia kaha mummy nay?"

Kid:Agar woh kamini na de,
to Pinki aunty se lay aana.

Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi.

Pundit:-Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi.
Bow:Wow, kia bat hai.
Pandit:Ziada khush hone ki baat nahin hai.
1 ghar wali or 5 betiyan hain :)

King of SMS

Agar me aap k sms ka jawab na don.
Kabhi miss call na kar paon
Ya akabhi call bhi na karon
to samajh lena k
KING OF SMS

Araam farma rahay hain:)

Benefits of Load shedding

Load shedding k fawa'id:

Generator,UPS & Candle walon ko rozgar ki farahmi.
Mobile charge na hone se balance & time saving.
Public service sms brought 2 u by KESC.

Larkion ko "I love you" kehne ki jaga

1 Boy:Yar larkion ko "I love you"
kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai?
2 boy:Mazaar
1Boy:woh kion?
2boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.

Gharib khandan per essay

1 ameer larki ko scheel me gharib
khandan pe essay likhne ko kaha gaya.
Essay:1 gharib khandan tha, baap gharib, maa gharib, bachay gharib,
khandaan me 4 nauker they,wo bhi gharib,car bhi tuti hoi thi.
unka gharib driver bachon ko usi toti car mein school chor k aata tha.
bachon k paas purane mobile thay. bache hafte me 3 bar hi chicken khatay thay.
ghar mein sirf 4 2nd hand a.c thay.
sara khandan bari mushkil se aish kar raha tha:D