Funny SMS / Text Messages

Policeman: tum ne
Beech road pe bus q rok di ???

Pathan: hum sheher me
Naya aya hay mgr
Qanoon nahi torta,
Wo samne dekho likha hy
"bus stop"
Tou hum ne rok dia :p

Aaho kon log bolty hain?

1st man : yar ye "aaho" kon log bolty hyn???
2nd man : bhai ye hi jo paindo log hoty hyn wo bolty hyn !!!

1st man: acha aap parhy likhy hyn ???
2nd man : aaho ... :P

Larke walo ki taraf se

1 pathan or sardar ki khoob pitai hui.
Dono roza khushai me mufta torte hue
pakre gaye or us per bolte hen
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G, wo, hum larke walo ki taraf se hy

Price of a dress = 5 kiss or 10 kiss

Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat hay..
Shopkeeper: 5 kiss
Girl: Or us dress ki kia keemat hay
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss
Girl: ok dono dressess pack kardo is ka bill dadi dengi

Bell kharab hay ...

Main Tumhare Ghar K
Bahar Kaafi Der Se
Khara Hoon
Shayad Bell Kharaab Hy
Darwaza Kholo
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Aisa Bol Ker Kisi Ko
Tung Nahi Krna
Chahiye ...:p

Mominon Ramadan qareeb hai

Momino!
RAMADAN Qareeb Hai..

Aap Sab Se Request Hai
K Apnain Mobile Me Save
Jokes,
Pics,
Girls No's

Delete Karnai Se Pehle
Mujhey send Karen..

Chalaan kaat dia

Us ne aik pal bhi meri masomiat na daikhi pappu
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Bus pakra aur 250 ka chalaan kaat dia:(

Charger ki tarah

Dil badal na dena sim ki terha
Mohabbat low na krna battery ki terha
Pyar kam na krna balance ki terha
Hamesha meri zarurat mehsus karna charger ki terha

Perpendicular Upon Base

Mer Dil Tor Ker
Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere Dil Ko Thais

Mer Dil Tor Ker
Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere Dil Ko Thais

Tan ŽÂ¸ = Perpendicular Upon Base ... ;->

Gaon mein clinic khol lon

Aik doctor apne dost se:

"yar mai soch raha hon k is gaon main
apna clinic khol lon.
Dost:"tumhara khyal to naik hy
magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai. :p"

Checking patient at home

Ek sheikh doctor k pass gaya or bola
k ghar ja ker mareez check karnay k kitnay pesay logay?
Doctor:300 rs.
Sheikh:chlain doctor sahab.
Ghar puhanchay to docor ne pocha k mareez kahan hai?
Sheikh: mareez koi nahi hai,
Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha

ALLAH Ki 4 Rahematian

ALLAH Ki 4 Rahmatain Asi Hai
Jo Insan Se Bardaasht Nai Hoti .

1 ¢â‚¬â€ Beti
2 - Mehman
3 - Barish
4 - Bemari