Funny SMS / Text Messages

Son: parosi ki Larki Ko English Nahi Ati,

Father: Tujhe Kese Pata?

Son: Mene Kaha"Give Me Sweet Kiss"
To Osne 2 Thappar Mar Diye. jahiiiL ki bachi....,

Load shedding ka waqt

Assalam-o-alaikum,

KARACHI ˜r Us K Mazafaat Mein
Light janey K Waqt Hua jt Hi,

Bqi Lg Apne apne Mqami Wqt
k M¹tbiq KESC ko gaaliyan dein.

Essay on my best friend

Bubblo nay ENGLISH k paper k liye
"MY BESY FRIEND" ka essay tayar kia
lakin paper mai "MY FATHER" ka essay a gaya.
Ab us nay socha k "MY BEST FRIEND" ka essay he likhta ho lakin
FRIEND k jaga FATHER ka word likh don ga.
Ab ESSAY kuch u tha.

"Father are everywhere but good father rare very rare.
I have so many father but my best father is MR.Hassan.
He is my neighbour.
He often comes to my house
and my Mother likes him very much."

Larki ki maa mang lon:p

Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay
ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein tu car mang lena,
dokan dien tu ghar

beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?

Meri or shahrukh khan ki same adat

Meri

Or

¢â‚¬Å“Shahrukh khan¢â‚¬Â
ki 1 hi adat same hai.

Guess, what?
?
?
?
Na me usay SMS karta hon,
na wo mujhey SMS kerta hay :p

Roza rakho gay?

Sikh: Roza Rakho Ge?
Pathan: Nahi
Sikh: Acha To Taraveeh To Paroogay?
Pathan: Mushkil Hai
Sikh: Acha To Phir Iftari B Nahi Karoogay¢â‚¬Â¦
Pathan: Yaraa¢â‚¬Â¦Ab Ham Itna B Kafir Nahi He¢â‚¬Â¦.

Aik baat bataon raaz ki

aik baat bataon raaz ki
karo us larki sey asshqi
jis k chehre pey ho sadgi
sanso main ho taazgi
chandni ho chand kee
raani ho wo raat ki
khushboo ho gulab ki
batain karay pyar ki
nazuk ho mizzajj ki
achy ho ikhlaq ki
paband ho namaz ki
khidmat karay ma bap ki
aur kahay
main hon sirf aap ki¢â‚¬Â¦:p

Muhabat Karo Ibadat K Sath

Muhabat Karo Ibadat K Sath
Piar Karoo Sachai K Sath
Dosty Karo Dianat K Sath

SMS Parh Lia???

Chalu Ab Reply Karoo
Sharafat K Sath

Thandi he coffee garam karloo

Thandi he coffee garam karloo,
Is pathar dil ko thoda sa naram karlo,

Aapke hote hoe inbox khali hai,
Abey thori c to sharam karloo¢â‚¬Â¦..

Apun ko maloom hai k tum wahi milega

God apun se bola
khidhar jane ka
jannat ya dozakh?
Apun bola dozakh
u know apun aisa q bola?
Because
apun ko maloom hai k tum wahi milega¢â‚¬Â¦..

Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?¢â‚¬Â

Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai.

Aur brabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost
ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai.

Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai,
¢â‚¬Å“Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?¢â‚¬Â

Doosra aadmi,
¢â‚¬Å“Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga.¢â‚¬Â