Funny SMS / Text Messages

1 night bijli chali gae...

PATHAN APNI BIVI SAY:
oye kam se kam pankha to chala day.

BiWI: kar di na phir pathano wali baat...
pankha chalaingay to mombatti bujh nahin jayegi

1 bar jan maang ker to daikho

1 bar jan maang ker to daikho,
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1 bar yaad ker k to daikho..
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agar main na aaya to samajh laina
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main soya howa hon aur mobile silent pe hai...

O love love likhdi rahi

o love love likhdi rahi,
main leave leave parda reya,
o kiss kiss likhdi rahi,
main kash kash parda rea,
o via ker k chali gae,
main language course kearda rea!

Mubarak ho aap ko yeh andhaira or garmi

Pholon ne amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj nay gagan se salam bheja hai,

Mubarak ho aap ko yeh andhaira or garmi,
Tah-e-dil se "K.E.S.C" / wapda walon na ye paigham bheja hai

Main churail hoon

A sardar passing through a jungle.
A churail stops him & says:
HOO HOO HA HA,Main churail hoon.

Sardar: janta hoon teri ek behan
mere ghar main bhi hai.

Tum kia jano gum kia chiz hai

Tumhain kia pata gum kia hai,
Tumhain kia pata gum kisay kehtay hain,
Tum kia jano gum kia chiz hai,

Tum nay to hamesha
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thook se hi envolope chipkaya hay :-) hehee

Raat ki sabzi ka intezam

Ae dost tu bhi likha kar shayri...
Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega,

log phainkaingay anday tematar,
To raat ki sabzi ka intezaam ho jayega

Kya tum pairr pe char sakte ho

Kya tum pairr pe char sakte ho,
kya sanjivani buti la sakte ho,
kya sina cheer k dikha sakte ho,
nahi na,
beta kewal shakal bandar jaisi
hone se koi Hanuman nai hota.

Aaj maine 2 kasam khai hain

Aaj maine 2 qasam khai hain

1)Kisi bhi parayi larki pey nazar nahi dalunga
Aur
2) Kisi bhi ladki ko paraaya nahi samjhunga¢â‚¬Â¦.

Samnay wali budhi nu smile daini hai

Dada: Puter ander sey merey dant tu ley aa,
Beyta: Mager dada g roti tu abhe bani nhe,
Dada: ohh nhee! beyta samney wali Budhi nu smile deyni hai

Subzi Mandi ki tarha

Lips Bhindi ki tarha,
Gaal Tamatar ki tarha,
Eyes Matar ki tarha,
Poora Face Gobih ki tarha,
Ya Allah Ek hi Dost diya,
Wo bhi Subzi Mandi ki tarha!!!

Yash Johar is producing a new film

Yash Johar is producing a new film,
And is searching 4 new talent.
I¢â‚¬â¢ve suggested ur name.
Pls go & meet him.
The movie¢â‚¬â¢s name is
¢â‚¬Å“AQAL HO NA HO¢â‚¬Â