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Dil main tum, dharkam main tum
Dil main tum
dharkan me tum
Asman me tum
Zamen me tum
Ankhon me tum
Jahan dekho tum hi tum ho
Detlo wali aunty sach kehti hain
Jaraseem har jaga hotay hain
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Dil me tum Dharkan me tum Asman me tum Zamen me tum Ankhon me tum jahan dekho Tum hi tum Dettol wali aunty sach kehti hain JARASEEM her jaga hote hain.
1 bar ek larka apni door ki aunty k ghar gaya. Usay kafi dair ho gaye, aunty ne kaha beta aaj tum guddu k pass so jao. Larka bola rehne dain bahar sofay per hi so jata hon next morning a beautiful girl bring tea 4 him. Boy asked tum kon ho. Girl: main guddu […]
Premika premi se: main maa Bannay wali hoon. Premi: kya baat kar rahi ho yum hosh me to ho. Premika: haan Premi: Magar ham nay tou kabhi kiss tuk nahin kari Premika: haan mai tumhare daddy se shadi kar k tumhari maan banane wali hoon..
kuch log sari raat karte hain kuch log bar baar kertay hain kuch din main kai baar kertay hain kuch bas 2, 4 ghante kar k so jate hain . . . . . . Tub jaa ker hota hai unka mobile charge :p
Mujhey ibadat main 2 chizain bohut pasand hain, Sard mosam main FAJAR ki NAMAZ aur Garam mosam main RAMZAN k rozay {Hazrat Ali R.A}
Woh raishmi balon wali, Bhoori ankhon wali, Komal hathon or naram pairon wali, matakti hoi andhairay main, tumharay paas ayegi aur dheeray sai bolegi . . . ¢â‚¬Å“Maiyooon¢â‚¬Â¢â‚¬Â¦
Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata, admi ne kaha:"tum to rat main kat'tay hona?" Macher bola,"ghar k halat kharab hain over time ker raha hon."
Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.! Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.! Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.! Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)
bottle main Pepsi say zyaada.... used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada... Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I LOVE UÂ
Girl's father: "main nahin chahta k meri beti apni pori zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray" Boyfriend:"Bus, isi liye main usay yahan se le janey aaya hon."
Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain, hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain, Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai??
bottle main Pepsi say zyaada.... used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada... Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... IÂ MISS UÂ
Jism ki tandrusti "NAMAZ" main hai, Dil ki taqat TILAWAT-E-QURAN main hai, Dimagh ki quwwat ZIKER-E-ELAHI main hai, Rooh ki rahat DUROOD SHAREEF main hai,
Is duniya main 3 tarha k log khushnaseeb hotey hain 1 jinhye sucha piyar milta hai 2 jinhye acha friend milta hai 3 jinhain mera sms bar bar milta hai
ishq main barbadi na kerwa lena, Apne ammi k arman khak mai na mila dena, jo paise ghar se sabzi laane k liye milte hain, unka easy load na karwa lena
Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho Per sachi dosti dosto ko mana leti hai
Aap k haath main mobile hai.. Chehray pay khubsorut c smile hai... SMS ki achi khasi File hai... Phir bhi SMS nahi karte... yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai?
2 pyaz, 3 lahsun, 5 gm zeera, 3 kali mirch, 2 spoon namak, 4 spoon oil, 1 cup water Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya. Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu? . . . . . . . Tumhain ullu!
Kehte hain k 1000 saal pehle.... Husn or Mohabbat apas main Dost thy... 1 raat 2no sath thay k CHAND nikal aaya.. Mohabbat ney Chand ki Tareef Kardi ye baat Husn ko naagwar guzri.. Usne mohabbat ki aankhain noch lee.. Bussssssss! Ussi Din se Mohabbat " ANDHI " or husn " ZALIM " ho gaya […]
A sardar passing through a jungle. A churail stops him & says: HOO HOO HA HA,Main churail hoon. Sardar: janta hoon teri ek behan mere ghar main bhi hai.
1st sardar: yar kal main bathroom gaya to wahan shair(lion) tha. 2nd sardar: haan phir tumney kiya kiya? 1st sardar: kuch nahin main ney shair sey kaha k aap karlo Mery to wesay hi nikal gai hai..:p
Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya farishto ne pakar kar buhat mara admi utha aur bola "Tum logoin ki in hi harkaton ki waja say koi banda janta main nahin aata"
Din ki roshni main "RIZQ" talash karo, aur RAAT ki tariki main "USAY" talash karo jo tumhain "RIZQ" deta hai.
Hum dono main cute kon? smart kon? dashing kon? sweet kon ?handsome kon? yeh sab tum tow hoo nahe saktay tow bachaa kon...?
Aj apne dil k derwazy mere liye khol do, Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do, Agar Hamara SMS achi nahin hay to ap ko qasam hy . . Isi waqt apna mobile toor do:p
Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun Dr.: tum rotiyan kitni khate ho? Man: 12 Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge. Man: in ko bad me khana hai k pehle :-)
Kiya lay ker ayai thay----? Kiy lay kar jao gay...?? Mujhey SMS nahin kar k kitnay paisay bachao gay? Itnay paisay bacha ker kya..... . . . Mobile main CNG lagwao gay:p
Main nay pocha chand say, daikha hay kahin mera yaar sa haseen chand nay kaha:- Salay itnay upar say dikhta hay kia?
DUNIA me reh k sapnon main kho jao, KISI KO apna banalo YA kisi k ho jao, AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY, chaddar-takiya lo aur so jao. Good Night(S)
Is SMS main chand dhund ker dikhaeye! Aahaa! .................................. SMS kerne walay ki tasvir thori na ati hay:p
Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho? Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao...
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Sardar: bhagwan mujhey dard day dukh day tension day mujhey barbaad ker day, meray peechay bhoot laga day. Bhagwan: abay salay aik line main bool biwi chahiye