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Yeh tumhara sulagta hua jism...
Yeh tumhara sulagta hua jism...
kapkapatay hont....
larkharati Aawaz...
thartharata badan .
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mujhe pehle se shak tha
k tumhain Malaria hai.....
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AAj ke friends I TELL U, Kitne busy WHAT DO U DO, Koi mujhe bole I MISS U, Koi mujhe bole NO TIME 4 U, Kash koi mujh se kahy oh my dost/ i am just free 4 u
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Namaz k "10" faiday 1,Chehray ki nooraniat 2,Dil ka noor 3,Jism ki rahat 4,Qabr me sathi 5,Nuzuley rehmat ka zareya, 6,Aasmanu ki chabi 7,mezane hi sab ka wazn 8,Allah ki raza 9,Jannat ki qeemat 10,aag se bachao ka zariya... Share this message to all your friends & muslims sisters / brothers.
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