Funny Quote by Will Rogers

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin.

— Will Rogers

We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course.

— Will Rogers

The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel.

— Will Rogers

Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week.

— Will Rogers

Politicians, after all, are not over a year behind public opinion.

— Will Rogers

American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off.

— Will Rogers

I don't know what humor is.

— Will Rogers

There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is…

— Will Rogers

The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

— Will Rogers

I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack…

— Will Rogers

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

— Will Rogers

America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.

— Will Rogers