Humor Quote by Terry Pratchett

“the poor don’t have much in the way of money or possessions to steal—so it turns out that the most profitable thing to steal…

— Gary A. Haugen

“Well, what was it to be a thief? He met the question at last, face to face, wiping the clammy drops of sweat from…

— Rebecca Harding Davis

“There were people who’d steal money from people. Fair enough. That was just theft. But there were people who, with one easy word, would…

— Terry Pratchett

“We don't steal from the rich and give to the poor. We steal from the poor because they can't fight back --most of them--…

— Peter S. Beagle

“How can they be that poor, when our kingdom is so rich?”

— Carolyn Turgeon

“The poor stole what they could from the rich, and the rich stole what they could from the working poor - one act called…

— Mary Gabriel

“Rich people didn't get in that kind of mess. They never had. Only the poor got trapped: by ignorance, by religion, by self-righteous laws…

— Sheri S. Tepper

“These were innocent people, so innocent that they thought poverty a crime that wealth would allow them to forget. --- from the notebooks of…

— Orhan Pamuk

“Today's wealthy are poor though they don't know it. They can't bring their possessions to where we're all going.”

— Elie Wiesel

“And to make the matter worse, rich as they were, they never were able to pay anybody anything that they owed. They continued to…

— Anthony Trollope

“Indeed, nothing but smuggling kept the poor from starving to death under that Government monopoly, benevolently planned for their good.”

— Rose Wilder Lane