Humor Quote by Stephanie Bond

“I'm an acquired taste, he assured her, displaying one dimple, but addictive.”

— Stephanie Bond

“James watched her walk away and wondered how she had managed to worm her way into his well-guarded heart in only a couple of…

— Stephanie Bond

“A lot of good the door did. The man's pheromones oozed through the keyhole and the crack underneath the panelled wood.”

— Stephanie Bond

“I was an intelligence agent for the British government. Agent double-oh-seven? she asked lightly. No, he said in a grave tone, then leaned forward…

— Stephanie Bond

“...big, strapping macho guys were like liquid diets--they were great for emergencies, but she wouldn't want to be on one all the time.”

— Stephanie Bond

“Isn't Glen an accountant? We're all frugal." These days, by necessity. "You might be frugal, but Glen is cheap. For Valentine's Day, he actually…

— Stephanie Bond

“I thought that was you.”

— Stephanie Bond

“Men! Her mother actually wanted to marry one of these?”

— Stephanie Bond

“she was sitting in the drive-through of the Dairy Queen Bank & Trust withdrawing money to pay an anonymous blackmailer who might have murdered…

— Stephanie Bond

“She had no doubt the man would kill her. Stupid things went skating through her mind--she'd never told her mother how much she loved…

— Stephanie Bond

“Fils de putain”

— Stephanie Bond

“People who seem to move through life with confidence aren’t confident about the outcome of a decision; they’re confident that they can deal with…

— Stephanie Bond