Bargains Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
“Boy is my wife stupid. It takes her and hour and a half to watch 60 minutes. My daughters no bargain either. In public school she was voted most likely to conceive.”
About This Quote
Source Comedy routine: Stand‑up routine, 1990s
A humorous complaint about a partner’s slow TV‑watching and a daughter’s school reputation, highlighting exaggerated frustration.
In simple terms: A funny gripe about slow TV and school gossip.
Laugh at exaggeration, not literal truth.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- marriage
- family gatherings
- school events
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- How does exaggeration affect humor?
- When is it okay to mock loved ones?
The joke relies on hyperbole and may offend if taken seriously.