Arms Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.

— Rodney Dangerfield

So I told her she looked expensive...Girls like expensive things. ;)

— Oketa Ojok

I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.

— Steven Wright

The last girl I went out with blew me off. Now I call her with lame excuses to see her, "Hey, did I leave…

— David Spade

I told her take her drawers off and she says I ain't wearin' none. I asked her who this pussy for, she said ransom.

— Lil Wayne

She didn't have to be offered anything; it was already hers. She was more herself than anyone else ever was and as soon as…

— Melvin Burgess

She raised one leg and gave me all her weight as a I dipped her. She either trusted me or wanted to fall.

— John Green

Once, an unkempt, elderly woman came into the pawn shop. She appeared homeless, and she insisted on seeing every piece of expensive jewelry in…

— Rick Harrison

I walked around a women's shoe store and tapped on every pair of golashes In it. The sales woman asked me what I was…

— Travis P

I remember the time when I met my first girlfriend. It was raining and I was walking, and all of a sudden this girl…

— Yunho

I once caught a bid, I never hit skid, Never date a girl if the girl got a kid. Nahhh...papa's got a brand new…

— Grand Puba

I have never liked bargains when it came to sex.

— Hedy Lamarr