Fashion Quote by Travis P

Often I'll go to the market, and women will say to me: "Let me see your shoes." And then I show them I'm wearing…

— Sarah Jessica Parker

I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.

— Steven Wright

I buy women shoes and they use them to walk away from me.

— Mickey Rooney

The guy who made the shoes for 'Hairspray' said putting shoes on me was like putting a pump on a ham. I found out…

— John Pinette

I followed a girl I met in Japan to Los Angeles and ended up working in a motorcycle store. I quit the job one…

— Norman Reedus

One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was…

— Zac Efron

Early on, I had a girlfriend come see me, and she was like, 'Yeah, it was good, but you were funny at a dining…

— Ari Shaffir

If a chick wants to know who makes my shoes, she's got to take them off my feet and look inside.

— ASAP Rocky

They asked me why I was wearing heels, and I said, I'm trying to hide my ass. They gave me a prosthetic behind.

— Michael Rosenbaum

In the seventh grade, I was about to leave wearing a jumper, when my mom said she could see my panty line. So I…

— Gabourey Sidibe

I worked at a shoe store on 86th Street called Orva, in the hosiery department because nobody went there. That's where they put me…

— Julia Fox

I went to a Pussycat Dolls gig recently and thought Id sneak behind the paparazzi to avoid getting spotted. But in my rush I…

— Eva Longoria