Guys standing around and talking about Spanish fly: 'You know anything about Spanish fly?' 'No, tell me about it.' Well there's this… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I thought being a Christian was about following rules and going to church and being good all the time, but this girl… — Kelly Clark Copy Share Image
When you get an idea and you fall in love with it there's not a whole lot of choice. You're going down… — David Lynch Copy Share Image
One time, hey, in high school this girl told me, hey, its not you, its me.. Ofcourse its you, you dang HEFFER! — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
I think God has me on a path. I think he puts certain people in my life, and angels send messages to… — Kanye West Copy Share Image
I watched her and I watched the birds' shadows flit across her face, and I...wanted. I wanted more happy memories to hang… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
I hated leaving a hole in the smoking world, and so I recruited someone to take my place. People have given me… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
I date this girl for two years-and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name...' — Mike Binder Copy Share Image
Wayne's World was a turning point-after Wayne's World, it was like, "Who is this girl? Where did she come from? Let's give… — Tia Carrere Copy Share Image
I've got my girl records that are real feel-good and could be a radio crossover. But it's not me going in that… — Donnis Copy Share Image
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise." She just… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
All the general fear I've been feeling condenses into an immediate fear of this girl, this predator who might kill me in… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
When I was in the 9th grade, on Halloween night, when you're supposed to go and out and burn your city, my… — Troy Garity Copy Share Image
I tried to have a cookie, and this girl said, "I'm mailing those cookies to my friend." So I couldn't have one.… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
A man can have sexual pleasure from a child as young as a baby. However, he should not penetrate; sodomising the child… — Ruhollah Khomeini Copy Share Image
Obviously, as an adult I realize this girl-on-girl sabotage is the third worst kind of female behavior, right behind saying "like" all… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
They are Man's and they cling to me, appealing from their fathers. This boy is Ignorance and this girl is Want. Beware… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?"… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Last night, I went to a birthday party, and this girl brought a cake and a cheesecake. And the other girls that… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
My friends are trying to get me to go out on blind dates. Big 'NO' to that because all my friends are… — Brian Posehn Copy Share Image
“I stand up and walk forward, grabbing the arm of the desk chair. I sit back down on the bed and pull… — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
We're silent now, both waiting, till I remind myself that I'm the older one and should therefore initiate conversation. But I don't.… — Markus Zusak Copy Share Image
It's not the loving that hurts this girl; it's the understanding of it for what it is, that it will never be… — Rachel Cohn Copy Share Image
